I would put it in the nearest trash can.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
dear god Twitch where do you find this shit lol
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
the one on the right looks like fergie's daughter, princess beatrice.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Wiping feet during the local mud season.
Bed for my very large dog, who has a shredding fixation.
Posted from my fucking iPhone
it's so awful, but look at the amount of work that went into it. I couldn't throw it out, i'd feel terrible. That's a lot of effort.
I would keep it and bring it out for a laugh every so often
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Even my dogs wouldn't sleep on this pile of shite
That poor bride was given a triple chin.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Wow. The bug eyes and chins reminded me of the incest mother in the X-Files 'Home' episode.
I see she put in her 'angry eyes' 0.o
I would see if the dogs would sleep on it. "Oh, they appropriated it and nothing could be done...I guess it makes them feel close to me, tee hee"
There will be times you might leap before you look
There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
Tacky yet so funny.
Rock the fuck on!
Value the future on a timescale longer than your own. -Richard Dawkins
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