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    What the fuck are these things?

    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Pageant babies?

    ETA: Oops, I shouldn't have written that, the manatees might come back.
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    ^That poor boy has no idea what he's in for. And the guests attire is even worse than the bride. TACKY AND DISGUSTING!

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    Aw bless, the bride and her mom had matching boob jobs too. Most "travellers" aka gypsies, pikeys or tinkers get their money from social security or thieving of one kind or another. They take trailer trash to a new level of tack. Teenage marriages are not uncommon and the various 'dynasties' inter-marry which does nothing for the gene pool I have to say. The kids are usually very poorly educated, if at all, and so getting any kind of legitimate job isn't an option - not that they have any intention of working anyway. MrAO had many dealings with them and it always turned out badly.
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    Get the fuck out of here!! This is some outrageous bullshit!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Aw bless, the bride and her mom had matching boob jobs too.
    And here I thought the bride took after her well endowed Mom.

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    But as his princess, who hasn't been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model, posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny.



    Ok, I'm gonna be the bitch here and say this, with that belly the girl has a lot of work ahead of her if she wants to be a glamour model.

    *edit* I should really feel bad because she is technically a child and I don't pick on children. But....she needs loftier goals than this. So..when all else fails blame the parents.
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    You don't have to be thin or even pretty to be a glamour model...have you seen some of the british glamour models??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    What the fuck are these things?

    Teen and pre-teen Hooker wear. Gross and tacky and woefully inappropriate for a wedding.

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    I would be so embarrassed to have a wedding like this, much less have it written up in a magazine with an article about how we met at a THEME park and lived in a "caravan" which I'm assuming is some sort of mobile home.

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    Yeah - they are mobile homes that are actually towed to various illegal sites, usually some poor farmer's field or on the roadside somewhere until the buildup of trash, dead cars, old fridges and washing machines and rats becomes too much for even the pikeys to bear so they move on leaving the mess for someone else to clear up. These people make US trailer trash look civilized.
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    Omg, seriously?

    100,00 pounds for the wedding and 18,000 pounds for their "home"?
    Sane people would do that the other way round.

    Their clothing almost made me gag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Most "travellers" aka gypsies, pikeys or tinkers get their money from social security or thieving of one kind or another.
    i was about to say, i very much doubt the father raised 100'000 by tarmacking driveways...
    notice the article also says the girl hasn't been in a classroom since she was 9. this pisses me off about gypsies in general. they bitch and moan about how they face discrimination and don't have the same opportunities as others in society and how no one respects their culture and their way of life, and yet they are the ones who don't send their kids to school because they're too busy roaming around (though it says here the chav bride's family only roams in summer, so what's their excuse for not sending her to school?) and let their kids get married at ridiculously young ages. i'm not too familiar with gypsies in britain but i know that in europe it's becoming increasingly problematic.
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    In the UK at least there's a difference between the genuine romany gypsies who are a tiny minority and the pikeys. The former have a distinct culture and traditions going back centuries while the latter are basically layabout criminal scum. Most people in the UK have had a pikey knock on their door offering to "re-do your driveway luv" for a huge price (cash only, natch) with some tarmac they just nicked from a local building site. It's almost a cliche. They also specialise in stolen cars, shoplifting, burglary and stealing anything else that isn't bolted to the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Okay, exactly what the hell does a "traveller family" do that they can pay for so much tacky opulence?
    "construction" (ie tarmacing drives) They only accept cash, pay no tax, no National Insurance, no tax/insurance on their vehicles, have very low living costs (18k for a caravan); but they do seem to be equiped with the latest flatscreen TV, etc.... Even the ones who live in houses (paid for by the DHSS of course, even tho they work on the side) seem to live to these ethoses.

    And I doubt that they'll get divorced, he'll just get dumped in a pit somewhere if he so-much-as looks at another woman....



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    What the fuck are these things?

    Guests from New Jersey perhaps?
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