Paris Hilton presents the Supermartxe Party at the Privilege Club in Ibiza

[Chilly Willy]

Pathetic.

[rumormonger]

after Lilo, there's Paris!
Oh my!
she's pretty but she messes things up

[Wobbles]

Trying so hard. Argh

[Straight]

nice legs

[sweetness]

Freakishly long arms.

[Laneena]

When will she realize she is no longer relevant? This last cocaine "scandal" was just pathetic...

[potato_chips]

I can see the herpes just jumping back and forth from person to person.

[Pippin]

Freakishly long arms.

And humongous feet! And no offense to the noble albatross, but Paris Hilton has a very long beak on it, complete with hook. What does it do, go scouring area rivers hoping to snap on the odd minnows? I though It always poses in the same way. I thought that we'd be done with ol' Wonky. I thought that it jumped the shark, I really did. And now it's reared its ridiculous head yet again. Meow...I don't like the thing. Despite the fact that it's thin, as I am, it is out of shape. Its legs are out of shape... Meh, Bill told me once while watching the foolish show that she did with Nicole Ritchie..."she's good looking". I couldn't believe it. "A seagull is good looking, too," I snapped. "Both the seagull and Paris Hilton have the same hooked beaks. One of the creatures is more intelligent than the other, though." Paris Hilton compared to an innocent Bird? I say "Nay, Nay!"

[bobbitcat]

No way, man, that's her coke hook. She uses it to scoop up cocaine. She needs it for ease of snorting substances.

Hopefully her nose will drop off.

[ChemicalHelena]

She always looks like such a dip shit.

[AliceInWonderland]

what a stupid sad dog

[piperdiva]

I can't wait to see what she looks like/what she is doing at age 40.

[Pippin]

What a wretched entity.

[yolandamoore]

unfavorable waist curve, I hate this girl

[stumpy]

Can't stand this trashy whore.

I dont think she is a whore per sey, i think she is just acting to the cameras