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Thread: Jessica Simpson goes to Ruth Chris Steak House in the Valley (09/01/07)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    This girl grosses me out like no other. Fake pout, fake hair, fake tan, fake everything.
    Me too. She is the worst of the worst.
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    She looks like Nicole Brown Simpson in that last one.

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    Is that Vivica A. Fox behind Jessica?!? What the hell is she wearing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    And why is she always sucking in her tummy to the extent where she looks like she's choking?
    No kidding. She's sucking it in so hard, it's making the bones and ligaments in her neck stand out in stark relief, which is probably her point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    And no matter how fit and trim she is, she'll always look like a linebacker.

    White shoes = hooker shoes.

    I think I have a white shoes phobia.
    I think it's her fashion line, too. Seem to look so uncomfortable.

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    That dress has a narrow neckline/shoulders. Almost like a halter top. It would make anyone look like a linebacker if they weren't very thin and delicate-shouldered. Bad dress choice.

    I almost feel badly for this girl, she seems so dumb and clueless.

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    she looks too much like her dad in an ugly wig to be pretty also her purse is hideous, wasn't the handle made from a deer horn or something? poor deer.

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    An antilope, I think. Lemme google it...

    It was a deer. Gross.

    She'd wear a piece of shit around her neck if Yves Saint Laurent told her it was fashionable.
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    both that face and the body are a problem. It's a man baby!!!

    Nice deer horn...really necessary. I don't agree with fur and animal adornments like this... how would she like it if someone wore a "maltipoo" fur coat?

    she's just pure nastiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Appollonia View Post
    Is that Vivica A. Fox behind Jessica?!? What the hell is she wearing?!
    Yeah, she's in Jess' new movie.

    How much plastic surgery have they had between the two of them?

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    I liked her better brunette. It seems like the minute things went south with Mayer, she went back to the peroxide and trampy clothes. When she overdoes the makeup, she looks like a middle aged hooker in the 1970's.

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    She looks like she's about to play tennis with Serena Williams.

    That dress is not flattering on her at all, it makes her look like she has man shoulders.
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