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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to that point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. Dorothy Parker .. of course...
Who’s the baby daddy? Owen Wilson? Dax Shepard? Tom Cruise? Adnan Ghalib? Kate Hudson was in Miami for the Miami Film Festival showing a rather large baby bump. That’s not bloating or constipation folks, but she could have a conjoined twin growing in her. I try to use that excuse for my beer gut all the time. I just wanna know who knocked this bitch up. Somebody get her on Maury Povich, stat!
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Hi ya'll Brit Brit here, Just wanted to update ya'll about the size of my vagina. its 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Britneys Twitter account was hacked