I know I should hate and criticize her sorry ass (and hairy belly!), but I look and I see...BOOBS!
ME: Hey Gemma, did you know I own a motorboat?
GEMMA (
lifting face from heap of cocaine): Huh? Like, for realz?
ME (
big smile): Yeah, sure, here let me show you *
takes deep breath and lowers head towards Gemma's fake breasts*
Suddenly Dr. Zoidberg comes in and does his trademark "Woohbrrrrlllpupu" sound...
Yeah, sorry, I watched the Futurama movie today...And if you're wondering whether I'm insinuating Gemma does drugs, I'm not. I'm totally stating it.
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*Veni, Vidi, Ven...iiiiiiiii!!!*
(I came, I saw, and I came again)