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    Default Avril Lavigne performing on Canadian Idol (09/11/07)



    source: superiorpics

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    I see the Princess of Punk (or Priss-chick of Pink, it depends) is back in all her retarded glwhory! Did any of you read those interview excerpts from Q? The one where she talks about being the most generous person on Earth because she filled six boxes with "stuff" and told her assistant to "Take it to Katrina!". If not give yourselves a good laugh and read this. This "ghurl" doesn't deserve anything she has and needs some swift punishment. I volunteer for the job! I suddenly feel like reposting my smash hit single dedicated to Avril Latrine (please sing to tune of "Avril's" Girlfriend):

    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    I donít like your wi-ife!
    No way! No way!
    But I don't think you need a new one
    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    You can keep your dumb wife

    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    She's a big-time hypocrit
    No way! No way!
    You know itís not a secret
    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    Yet may I have a pass at her?

    She's so lame she just wants money so delicious
    She thinks about it all the time it's so addictive
    Donít you know what you could do to make her feel alright?
    Donít pretend like you think she's damn precious
    And Hell Yeah she's a motherfucking racist
    I can tell you she doesn't care about her fans

    Sheís like so whatever
    But you couldn't do so much better
    I think you should leave together now
    And thatís what no one cares about!

    (whole thing x2)
    *Veni, Vidi, Ven...iiiiiiiii!!!*
    (I came, I saw, and I came again)

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    Avril is total shite live.
    I'm sure this gave the contestants a huge confidence boost!

    "random snapshots used as connective tissue to create a relationship"

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    She needs to get in her little "punk" spaceship and travel far far away back to her stupid planet and never come back.

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    Canadian what???
    Three reasons to be teacher: June, July, August.

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    The only reason i cant stand her is because she talked shit about not wanting to be a blonde, generic-looking popstar before she went and became one.

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    She just grates my nerves in general. Plus from the few interviews I've read, she's a complete idiot. Shutting up would do her a world of good.
    Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.-"Martha", Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung View Post
    The only reason i cant stand her is because she talked shit about not wanting to be a blonde, generic-looking popstar before she went and became one.
    I guess it's all about the $$$ at the end of the day.

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    Poser!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung View Post
    The only reason i cant stand her is because she talked shit about not wanting to be a blonde, generic-looking popstar before she went and became one.
    I totally think she went bleach blonde for Derrick. I mean ...he dated Paris Hilton before getting together with her for. Ew ew ew! Then she dyed her hair...went at bit more fem and pretty much morphed into a little skank paris.

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    For some reason, whenever I see her smile, I get the urge to slap her. And I'm not a violent person. That's how annoying her smile is.

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    She's so hardcore and so punk rock!!!

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    ^^

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    I hope one day soon some punk that was actually around in 1977 crushes her under his Doc Marten boot and she whimpers away vowing to spend the rest of her life in obscurity.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    I totally think she went bleach blonde for Derrick. I mean ...he dated Paris Hilton before getting together with her for.
    He did? REALLY!?

    Wow, that's one piece of gossip that has passed me by completely. That explains a lot! Sorry while I go !

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