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Thread: Jessica Simpson goes to Ruth Chris Steak House in the Valley (09/01/07)

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    Default Jessica Simpson goes to Ruth Chris Steak House in the Valley (09/01/07)



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    This girl grosses me out like no other. Fake pout, fake hair, fake tan, fake everything.

    That permanently surprised look from the browlift doesn't help either. And why is she always sucking in her tummy to the extent where she looks like she's choking?

    And what's up with the hooker shoes again?

    Gross, just gross.
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    ^Seriously. I know a lot of people will say "Gorgeous!" or "Stunning!" But I think she is terribly unattractive---just completely fake, and, frankly, boring. She also looks really old in these pics. That dress is extremely ill-fitting.

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    And no matter how fit and trim she is, she'll always look like a linebacker.

    White shoes = hooker shoes.

    I think I have a white shoes phobia.
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    White shoes are all kinds of wrong. She always has the dumbest expressions on her face. It's like she hasn't figured out she can suck her stomach in and not have it reflected on her face.

    If she could close her mouth without some horrific pout upon her lips, i might think she was okay..and I mean just okay looking.
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    She's a freak, in my humble opinion. A plastic surgery freak so busy trying to please everyone that she forgot to develop her own personality. you can see it in every picture. She's so concerned with looking good that she has no idea what else there is in life.
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    ^^ Exactly. I agree.

    Why is her dress so ill-fitting and tight? How comfortable would that be to go eat dinner in?!
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    ^^ If you suck in your tummy with all your might, it ain't bad at all.
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    She looked great during The Newlyweds.She changed a lot since then...
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    ^ I agree, I think she was pretty on Newlyweds. Not drop dead gorgeous, but pretty.

    Those earrings look painful, stretching her ears so much.

    What's up with her hair? Just a bad dye job? The strip in the front looks gray, but maybe it's just the lighting.

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    Apparently the handle on that YSL bag is a deer horn. Poor deer.
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    What happend to the fabulous boobs?

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    She is nothing like she was a few years ago. She has really changed.

    Not to mention she looks way over 27.

    And I also noticed her boobs seem to look smaller in that ugly outfit of hers too.

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    I don't have as much issue with her body as that face. Too much shit done way too young. Her neck looks very thick here though. That neckline is not flattering. You have to be pickier about anything that makes you look thicker when you're shorter.
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    She was gorgeous when she was on Newlyweds...now she just looks...plastic.
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