Brownlow Medal Awards (Australia) WAGs

**A*O** · September 21st, 2009, 03:28 AM

I know the Brownlow Medal (best player in Aussie Rules football) isn't a big deal in the rest of the world but the WAGs always turn up looking tacktastic or like tranny hookers with an elderly fiance as in this case.

***8*** · December 25th, 2009, 10:11 AM

S-C-A-R-Y-

**emk** · December 25th, 2009, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by A*O

I know the Brownlow Medal (best player in Aussie Rules football) isn't a big deal in the rest of the world but the WAGs always turn up looking tacktastic or like tranny hookers with an elderly fiance as in this case.

She's now his wife .. they got married a few weeks ago. She's 26 and he's 66.

And by the way, her name is Brynne Gordon and she's American.

**A*O** · December 26th, 2009, 01:28 AM

Yeah - they had a very klassy wedding at the casino. She is a "personal trainer" apparently. He's in full James Bond mode and crashed a helicopter on his first solo flight last week. Her voice makes nails scraping down a blackboard sound soothing.

**emk** · December 26th, 2009, 11:21 PM

Oh yeah, that horrible voice .. plus she looks heaps older than 26.

**Rondette** · December 27th, 2009, 07:17 AM

Good lord, I thought she was in her forties at least. That's scary.

**A*O** · December 27th, 2009, 06:59 PM

He's a sleazoid too. He was struck off the medical register for all kinds of shady deals but he still operates private clinics. He has "connections" in the casino industry (no doubt "waste management" too) and seems to have an awful lot of money. He still calls himself Dr and adds in a Prof too sometimes. She's doing an Anna Nicole Smith and hopes to fuck him to death and take the money. I bet she's kicking herself that the helicopter crash didn't do the job for her (total pilot error apparently, the guy isn't medically fit to drive a golf cart, let alone a helicopter).

**misrule** · December 27th, 2009, 09:10 PM

Didn't he pay a heap of celebrities to come over and attend his wedding, even though they had never previously met? For some reason I found that more unsettling than anything else to do with their relationship...
Man, he's living the cliche alright.

**A*O** · December 27th, 2009, 10:04 PM

Yeah - he asked Jason Alexander (Seinfeld) to host the wedding reception. They didn't know each other from a bar of soap. There was a really embarrassing press conference the day before the Big Day when a journo asked Jason how long he'd known the happy couple and he had to admit he'd only just me them. Basically he was there on a freebie along with all the other Z list "celebs" who turned up, eg, Fran Drescher.

**Sassiness** · December 28th, 2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by misrule

Didn't he pay a heap of celebrities to come over and attend his wedding, even though they had never previously met? For some reason I found that more unsettling than anything else to do with their relationship...
Man, he's living the cliche alright.

Yeah, I think that was the absolute weirdest thing for me. Apart from their "celebrity" status following "that Brownlow dress"

Ugh. Revolting twats, the pair of them!