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    Default Reese Witherspoon out shopping on Melrose(07/14/09)

    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    She has a great figure, so why does she wear a dress that makes her ass look as wide as a door?

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    I know she isn't, but it makes her look preggo.
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    Horribly shaped dress. Like Grimace from McDonaldland.

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    Don't you mean the Hamburglar?


    Oh never mind - you said shaped like the hamburglar. I was thinking the stripes.
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    I think someone needs a belt! (or that dress has the worst design ever!)
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    omg that is THE funniest dress!
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    Not a flattering dress AT all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86 View Post
    Not a flattering dress AT all.
    The dress might be cute if it weren't in stripes.

    Why do women wear stripes? Horizontal or vertical, it never looks good.
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    I'd think she'd be a better dresser, what w/Jakey-poo to consult...

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    That last picture, where she's getting in her car (from behind) HORRIBLE. That dress makes her look like she has a huge bottom.

    She must be trying to go incognito...
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    i've always hated her pointy chin jaw structure. she could use her chin as a weapon to fend off someone.
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    That dress would look pretty if it was not a horizontal zebra striped print. Thanks for posting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunder&lightning View Post
    i've always hated her pointy chin jaw structure. she could use her chin as a weapon to fend off someone.
    Her chin is a lot worse than Aniston's, but this one doesn't doesn't get half the jabs Aniston's chin does... I just made ME laugh...

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