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    Sunday, May 31st 2009
    This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On




    Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn't make the trip, because...well....he really fucking hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It didn't need to see Kate in a two-piece. Speaking of, for giving birth to a medium sized village, Kate is looking sessy! Bitch has got the torso of a male substitute gym teacher, the thighs of a retired wrestler and the arms of a middle-aged Neanderthal! I'd hit it.
    Here's more of my cunt idol airing out her possum head on the beach. And is it just me or does it look like her belly button is slowly trying to get as far away from her vagina as possible?

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    When I saw this thread, I had to look.

    "And is it just me or does it look like her belly button is slowly trying to get as far away from her vagina as possible?"



    Ha ha! I agree - it does look to be rather high up.

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    You would think that a woman who has 2 pregnancies yielding 8 kids would have some hips. Her body is not womanly at all.

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    Damn, she has a manly body. Especially her torso. Anyway, I actually saw a woman with Kate's exact hairstyle the other day! Same color and everything. I guess her hairstyle really IS becoming a trend. Scary.
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    Kate Gosselin looks alright. I've seen women who get all fat and distorted after one or two kids and she had 8. Her body's not bad at all, she just doesn't have a waist. I know she had a tummy tuck but I don't think she looks gross in a bikini by at means. I actually think she has pretty legs. Her legs are thick but not fat.

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    She's had her stomach--and mid-section in general--stretched to hell and back again so I'd say she looks alright.
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    The squarest body this side of Hilary Duff. No curves. It's odd-looking too.

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    She looks phenomenal for a woman who has given birth to 8 kids in such a short time period. Granted she did have help, but there are definitely women who haven't had kids who barely look half as good.

    She is still a mega bitch though!
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    Her entire body is so weird...

    It doesn't look like those legs fit with the rest of the body!

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    Damn.. you KNOW they cut out like 17 feet of stretched skin when she had her tummy tuck. Looks average. Still a bitch.

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    So, with the tummy tuck, the doctor would have pulled the excess skin below the "bikini line", and lopped it off? Which would have brought her belly button way down low. So, did the doctor move it back up? I don't see any obvious surgical scars.

    I'll never forget that paparazzi bikini shot of the mom from "Everyboy Loves Raymond" (Patty Heaton?) who seemed to have NO bellybutton after her tummy tuck.

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    oh man, i remember the patricia heaton no-belly-button pics. it was so fucking weird.
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    She doesn't look great, but it's not bad for someone who incubated six hatchlings in there all at once. Britney had two, separately, and looked worse.

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    tummy tuck aftermath. EW!
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