Woody Allen is a creep

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I gotta tell you, I like the font this large. I didn't have to put my glasses on to read it!

[MsDark]

Soon-Yi is getting up there and they've been married 15 years now. One could say perhaps it was true love. I say he's probably looking to dump her for a younger model soon. Dude doesn't make movies about old guys hooking up with much younger women for nothing.

As long as he can fuck the new young one why would he need to dump her?

[robbie]

True. He doesn't seem like the type who would let something like marriage get in the way of having sex with other people.

[Kathie_Moffett]

As long as he can fuck the new young one why would he need to dump her?

We could theorize that Soon-Yi, who wasn't adopted till she was an older child, may have had experiences in her early childhood which predisposed her to acceptance of what one might call alternative relationships. bleah. I have no idea what to think about the rumors that she is 'slow'. More likely she's just messed up and survives the best she knows how according to what her earliest conditioning tells her. I don't think she's evil or anything. I have heard people say that and find such statements ridiculous. Anyway, whatever else she may be, she remains Woody's cover. No question she's well provided for.

To be fair, Woody's always made it clear that he longs for the young ones. But either he did not, of course, say how young; or, he's flexible and likes them from zero to around eighteen, basically. Who knows.

All I can say is, he finally learned how to select a reliable cover/beard/whatever we choose to call the role his adult partner occupies. Diane Keaton's remark about his physique is interesting (if gross lol) because a huge part of his schtick has been to portray himself as an ugly, awkward nebbish. I can believe that when he was younger he might have cleaned up quite okay, but there's no way he'd have let himself be seen that way. (It might have made him seem less harmless, too?)

I agree with WCG that it would be inappropriate to send screeds about his guilt to prospective employers, coworkers, etc. without sending the conflicting information as well. This whole mess never did come to trial and so here it must rest, as something many feel is probably true...but that's as far as it goes.

I do feel pretty okay saying "many" because well, look out there. Not a lot of vocal, passionate defenders. I guess it's a "smoke=fire" thing at this point, but again, no trial no verdict. Were I an actor who got an invite to be in one of his films, I might accept out of morbid curiosity if nothing else. So I try not to judge those who have chosen to work with him.

It will be interesting to see if anything comes out after his passing. Because it probably will, one way or another. It would be wonderful if Woody were completely exonerated for obvious reasons. Don't foresee that though. He hasn't made much effort to defend himself--I would think one would have spent millions suing Mia for slander, defamation, etc. Not in some mythical custody battle over a son you reputedly rejected pretty early on.

Imma just leave this pic here. Sorry, I think it's from some shitty neocon site, but it's a funny composite. What gets me is that no matter what pics of Woody or Frank you source, you get much the same result. Well, if I were with a weirdo like Woody I'd be getting some with the hot ex too.

One thing's for sure, Ronan is more interesting to me than either Woody or Mia.

[MmeVertigina]

Whoa! That photo composite is great! ^

[mjw]

Ronan is a cutie.




A pic of Ronan w/Harry Potter.



Personally, I don't think he looks like Frank. The boy is the spitting image of his mother.

[Chilly Willy]

In some pix Ronan does look like Frank, in others not at all. Dunno.

[greysfang]

Ronan is all that, handsome, intelligent, dedicated to a cause. I'dbe into that.

[stef]

Ronan is a cutie.

[olivia]

Old blue eyes...

The voice, that's what we need to hear.

[Sasha]

No way Woody Allen produced that.

[greysfang]

I think he did. Ronan is a carbon copy of Mia.

[witchcurlgirl]

I think he's Woody's.


Kids sometimes look nothing like their father. Like Ed Begley Sr and Jr:

[olivia]

Matthew Broderick looks nothing like his dad, either, though the grandson does, A LOT.

[Kathie_Moffett]

I have no real conviction one way or the other and no opinion at all save that yes, the kid IS the spitting image of his Mom. Which is lucky no matter who fathered him.

But the Frank idea amuses me simply because I too feel:

No way Woody Allen produced that.