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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    God, Angelina has the strangest body I've ever seen, so not attractive. Like stick legs attached to a flat butt sliding off her body with long veiny gangly arms and big boobs. Weird as hell. I am so glad that blonde is gone!!!
    YES! Exactly what I always say. If you chopped off her head, her body is crap, surely not the most beautiful woman on the planet blah blah blah. I know millions lust after her but I have absolutely no idea why. Even her best feature, those big ass lips, are always dry and cracked looking

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    People say she has exotic features, but the only thing that's exotic are her lips. And they're not so exotic, considering millions of women who are not anglo-saxon have big beautiful lips too.

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    She has a gorgeous face. I think it's at Awful Plastic Surgery, the side by side comparison of what she had done. You can tell she's had work, but it is so subtle. She had an excellent doctor. Too bad about her body. It would probably help if she exercised a bit. She kinda has a Paris Hilton-flabby assed old grandma- body.


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    Her body kid of reminds me of a gaunt Lohan body--big boobs, no butt/hips.

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    It's strange-- Angelina is so beautiful to me, yet she's not even really feminine and has an awful figure.

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    I find her looks to be way too masculine, personally. I know I'm in the minority, but I've never understood her appeal. And she seems much more popular among women than men! If you had told me during her Hackers days that one day some people would think she was the most beautiful woman in the world, I would have been like "bitch you crazy!" She never even got traditionally "pretty" until after Original Sin, she was ugly as hell in that movie. I don't know, I just never got it. Her look seems too manufactured, not like a classic or a timeless beauty. Personally the huge lips on such a gaunt face, combined with the receding hairline and the nose which looks like she's been hit too many times with a frying pan from the side - all of those combined create some kind of weird, cartoonish, caricature like features that I actually find to be the opposite of beautiful. But beauty is subjective, I guess!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    People say she has exotic features, but the only thing that's exotic are her lips. And they're not so exotic, considering millions of women who are not anglo-saxon have big beautiful lips too.
    True! I never get the fuss over her lips. She does have huge eyes though. I remember one movie critic saying that she was perfect for Lara Croft because her face is cartoon-like.

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    To me her lips aren't all that attractive.... I actually thought they were gross when I first saw her in the "Bone Collector". Very butthole like. It's her eyes and face shape that make her pretty imo.

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    Angelina is a whore and will always be a whore she is just having babies to keep Brad and prove to the whole world to change her image, she is still the old snake that we all know. I dont believe she can only depend on men for sex she gets some pussy job some where else with a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenesha Freebies View Post
    Angelina is a whore and will always be a whore she is just having babies to keep Brad and prove to the whole world to change her image, she is still the old snake that we all know. I dont believe she can only depend on men for sex she gets some pussy job some where else with a woman.
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    It's clear that Angie likes to be the "pretty" one as far as her girly flings go.

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    Kenesha - I take it Angie turned you down but Jenni wanted you so bad that it made up for everything, right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenesha Freebies View Post
    Angelina is a whore and will always be a whore she is just having babies to keep Brad and prove to the whole world to change her image, she is still the old snake that we all know. I dont believe she can only depend on men for sex she gets some pussy job some where else with a woman.
    It takes 2 people to fall in love and get married. It also takes 2 people to get divorced. Your Jenni is no victim, so get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    To me her lips aren't all that attractive.... I actually thought they were gross when I first saw her in the "Bone Collector". Very butthole like. It's her eyes and face shape that make her pretty imo.
    I agree.

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    And I have and always will love Elvira!

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