October 16th, 2007, 10:07 PM
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^^ 
Or
Q. Why Twitney Doesn't Wear Underwear?
A. Justin Timberlake took them all for himself!
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October 16th, 2007, 10:08 PM
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Maybe she doesn't wear underwear because she thinks she is allergic to the material.
 Note to Britney: the redness and itching on your vajayjay is not caused by an allergy.
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October 17th, 2007, 12:30 AM
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Meow.
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October 17th, 2007, 01:19 AM
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“Britney has always been a good mother,” she says. “I want people to know that she’s the better parent — not Kevin!” Tuesday adds, “Britney asked me, ‘Doesn’t anybody get to see this part of me?’ The answer is, no, they don’t. People just read about her not wearing underwear.”
Usually judges don't yank custody away from the 'better parent.' 
And Britney doesn't wear underwear because that's not how she was raised in Retarded Camel Toe Junction.
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October 17th, 2007, 04:45 AM
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Too bad Britney just doesn't wear a diaper... It'd really fit her personality.
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October 17th, 2007, 07:38 AM
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^^ That's true! She probably doesn't even know how to change a diaper though.... poor boys.
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October 17th, 2007, 09:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere
Too bad Britney just doesn't wear a diaper... It'd really fit her personality. |
She should if she keeps abusing laxatives, like the rumours say
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October 17th, 2007, 09:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kingcap72
she was raised in Retarded Camel Toe Junction.
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October 17th, 2007, 10:07 AM
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Seriously! We've seen her business SO many times. Its always on purpose. She knows what she's doing. 
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October 17th, 2007, 11:25 AM
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Tuesday believes Britney’s insecurity after her divorce from Kevin Federline led to her exposing her private parts
So the moral of the story is: Girls, when you're feeling insecure, flash your vagina for the world to see (preferably if there are tons of cameras around).
ICK.
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October 17th, 2007, 11:28 AM
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When I am insecure, the first thing I do is show my pink bits.
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October 17th, 2007, 11:44 AM
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pork flaps? I thought it was "tent flaps"... either way is good though.
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October 17th, 2007, 12:02 PM
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her divorce was her idea, so why does that make her insecure?
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October 17th, 2007, 12:14 PM
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So Kevin stole not only her kids but her underwear too?
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October 17th, 2007, 12:19 PM
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Kevin stole everything, her sanity, money, kids, knickers, soul, chance to a comeback..damn her even banged her momma!
he's the devil!
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