Whitney Houston gets £1.7 Million for one-hour charity performance

[HelpMeRhonda]

Leave Whitty alone. Somebody get my damn blood pressure pills. Hell to da naw! She done seen the light, and not the light of the pipe either, ya'll. She done realized that crack is whack, and she's just sayin' no. Praise sweet baby Jesus in the manger, let the choir sing 'Bobbbaaaayyyyyy!!!!'

OMG! That is the most I've laughed in days! You're GOOD! *Stands and claps!*

Bobbbbaaayyyy! Get the Spoon! Booobbbbaaaayyy!

[Dixie Normos]

The guy helping to sponsor the benefit is paying Whitney to perform out of his own pocket. The money the event raises doesn't go to Whitney at all.

Well that's ok then, his money, his problem.

[sparkly]

The guy helping to sponsor the benefit is paying Whitney to perform out of his own pocket. The money the event raises doesn't go to Whitney at all.

Uh-oh, I wonder if precious Whitney knows this. Perhaps she thinks she'll get a percentage of all the money that's raised.

[pacific breeze]

Whitney could always see HER way to donating a portion of her fee to the charity. But then I keep forgetting, stars who give to charity are the absolute worst kind of people -- they set a terrible example for the rest, lol. Better to spend it on clothes, jewelry, cars and dope than to try to do anything good with their gazillions. That's for chumps.

[kingcap72]

Uh-oh, I wonder if precious Whitney knows this. Perhaps she thinks she'll get a percentage of all the money that's raised.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she does. Now, if she was still hitting the pipe, she might have some delusions of grandeur about getting a cut of the money. Which is why crack is whack, kids. Just say no, like Whitney should've done so many times before.