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    She looks a bit like Paris Hilton in a brown wig with that nose...

    Didn't they just move into a new place? Bet Katie's at home setting up her carosel with her soft toys.....

    (but seriously - are they surgically joined at the hip?)
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    Can someone tell me how Co$ is related to scientology?

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    Quote Originally Posted by venue_26 View Post
    Can someone tell me how Co$ is related to scientology?
    Church of $cientology

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    I am sure it's just some random ass kisser that feels the need to baby him.

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    She's being impregnated against her will by the forces of Xenu.

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    she was allowed out on tuesday... maybe she's got a once a week deal now?

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    At the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, an Azzaro-clad Katie Holmes presents the Swarovski President's Award during the Costume Designers Guild Awards on Tuesday. "This is heavy!" she said, before handing the trophy over to husband Tom Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner.
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    She looks like a freakin weirdo in this outfit. Total Cult Leader's Wife Costume at the Halloween STore:


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    Where does she find these god-awful clothes? Does she really think she looks good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post

    That looks like one painful dildo.

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    Check out the lifts in Tom's shoes. He must be, what, 5'5" now?

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    The people I know who have actually seen Tom Cruise in person said he's MAYBE 5'6".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    You mean this one?

    OMG, that looks nothing like Katie. It's it's a really bad pic or just a really bad impersonater who looks more like Jessica "I want a brown baby" Alba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    That looks like one painful dildo.
    Its OK. Tom can fit any size in. Hes used to them. But not an Oscar sized one. He's never had the pleasure.
    Jack I swear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    She looks like a freakin weirdo in this outfit. Total Cult Leader's Wife Costume at the Halloween STore:

    lol, that's exactly what it looks like!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Where does she find these god-awful clothes? Does she really think she looks good?
    I think...she does. Sad.

    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    That looks like one painful dildo.
    LMAO! There are no words!

    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    The people I know who have actually seen Tom Cruise in person said he's MAYBE 5'6".
    I do not doubt it. CAN YOU IMAGINE him trying to spit game at you. Trying to romance you,...humping your leg? HAHAHAHAHA

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