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Thread: Website offers Sen. John McCain's mistress 100k to take polygraph test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I vote with the underwear thing .. looks like some sort of buttons.

    It's a button fly to help pull her weiner out, better.

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    So - I can make up a lie about anyone running for Pres right now and these assholes will pay me 10k to take a lie detector test? If I manage to fool the machine I get 100K. Sounds like a good way to raise some fast cash.

    So did I ever tell you all about my wild affair with Hillary????

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    EW. Who would fuck this man??? Seriously.
    I hope the details of their s*x romps come out!

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    I'm sure McCain fucked her in the butt like Republicans typically do to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I'm sure McCain fucked her in the butt like Republicans typically do to others.
    You must have read those Wonkette diaries! Pretty scary stuff in there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    You must have read those Wonkette diaries! Pretty scary stuff in there....

    Actually no I haven't Link me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    EW. Who would fuck this man??? Seriously.
    I hope the details of their s*x romps come out!
    Cindy was accused of stealing pills from her charity to feed an addiciton and then checked into Betty Ford. That's probably why she's still with him, who wants that as our First Lady?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I'm sure McCain fucked her in the butt like Republicans typically do to others.
    Nah, he'd pay an illegal to do it for him. Doing the jobs that Americans won't do...

    ingl, Cindy McCain is LOADED, which is why John is still with her. John and Cindy are the republican John and Teresa Heinz Kerry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Actually no I haven't Link me?
    About: The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.)

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    Mistress? I for one hate politics but keep to the facts.

    Politicians on Moment of Truth... has hell frozen over or pigs flying? Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Nah, he'd pay an illegal to do it for him. Doing the jobs that Americans won't do...

    ingl, Cindy McCain is LOADED, which is why John is still with her. John and Cindy are the republican John and Teresa Heinz Kerry.
    Except Mama T has more $$$ right?

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    I'm sure John and Teresa could put the ketchup to good use. Maybe John Kerry, too.


    God, I need to get some sleep.

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    I was going to do a just plain scary about Cindy McCain...but that would not be in good taste...


    Her eyes scare the hell out of me. I added the last two pictures to show she dies her hair..cool, glad to know she is not a bot!
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    ^ Aww, come on, do it! If we can have a Just Plain Scary thread about Bindi freaking Irwin, we could have one on Cindy McCain.

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    She could be pretty and I'm sure she was beautiful when she was younger. She looked better a few years ago with the shorter hair. Now, she scares me,too. She looks mean and her face looks too stretched. She does dress really nicely, though.

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