Waiter offered $25,000 and acting career to date Britney Spears

[sluce]

Shit I would do it. I'd take the 25K and film every moment I spend with her. Then sell it to the highest bidder when she ODs and we have all Britney all the time coverage running like they did for ANS.

[stylejunkiex]

Poor Britney. She can't even PAY someone to keep company with her. Maybe she should start asking some of those Taco Bell Drive Thru workers... I'm sure she'd get a better response 'round those parts.

[cynic]

Mom and Dad sold her out, so why wouldn't she think she can buy someone else? All of her relationships have been based on money, except with her poor kids, which is why she has no clue about what to do with them. They don't want money and they can't give her money....as Britney would say, "Huh?".......

[Beeyotch]

I don't think mom and dad sold her out as much as she sold herself out. She wanted it and no one was going to stand in her way.

And now she has no clue how to go about having real relationships where people like her for HER, not for what she can give them. I'm sure there have been at least a couple of people with genuine intentions, and she just can't tell the difference, she doesn't want to keep them around either. I think it's because they're not "exciting enough" and she treats people as disposably as they treat her. As soon as she doesn't get what she wants from them, they're out. K-Fed is not an exception.

[cynic]

Nah, I ain't buying that an eight-year-old can make career decisions.....

[Beeyotch]

You've never seen 8 y.o.'s throw hissy fits? And mothers cave? Over and over again? Welcome to the raising of a brat.

[cynic]

But, again, that was the mother's problem, not the girl's, and I still call it selling your child out. I totally blame Britney for the mess she is in now because I don't consider 24 to be a child, but I can better understand when I heard that she began to audition at eight. Mom was either greedy or stupid or both.

[Beeyotch]

Meh, from what I understand she arguably had talent as a child and had perserverance enough to keep trying to get herself into the spotlight. The latest Vanity Fair article said as a child she would sing in the dentist's chair to show off said talent. She had "a dream" that her mom didn't want to deny. True, she should have said no more often, but I can also see Britney just wearing her down with tantrums because she wanted to be a star so badly. Sometimes no amount of fighting and saying no is going to change the fundamental makeup of a child.

[cynic]

....uncle.......

[Algernon]

Originally Posted by Rondette

don't worry, 2 days and it'll all be over for Britney anyway.

I know, I keep thinking the same thing... I am so terrible... but if it happens I'll be freaked the hell out!

[crackho]

Dear Britney:

I am not be as good looking as your waiter boyfriend, but I am a good dancer and know a lot about drugs from my wild years. I would gladly date you for $25,000. I just have a few conditions, though:

1. Take off them skanky boots.
2. Put on at least two pair of underwear.
3. Shave your head and just paint some hair on it. Trust me.
It will be an improvement.
4. Keep your nasty Vajayjay at least 4 feet away from me at
all times.

Smooches,

Crackho

[Beeyotch]

Originally Posted by cynic

....uncle.......

Awww, I've always wanted an uncle named cynic

I kid, I kid. Although, maybe Britney would pay you $25k to be her "uncle"?

[cynic]

I know, and I'm not gonna let a little tramp like Britney come between us. I AM a good uncle, I have references....I buy all the presents their Moms say they can't have.....I never said I was the best brother-in-law.....

I wouldn't take the Brit for all the money that she has....but I would offer to adopt her two boys and not require several million dollars to do so.......I feel so sorry for those poor little guys....