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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Oprah was just playing dumb. You know she has crazy, coke-fueled S&M orgies with Gayle every other weekend.


    hahahhahaha. oprah & gayle for e v a

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    I hear that Valerie cheated on Eddie with BOTH Ben and Jerry!!!! And she did it multiple times from the looks of things!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheONe View Post
    I hear that Valerie cheated on Eddie with BOTH Ben and Jerry!!!! And she did it multiple times from the looks of things!
    LEAVE VALERIE ALONE!

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    I always thought they looked like brother nd sister. She was soooo pretty and she still has a pretty face.

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    that guy is one of the uggggliest sumbitches I've ever seen. it looks like he has no teeth.. how does someone's mouth "sink" in like that???? what the HELL???
    Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    that guy is one of the uggggliest sumbitches I've ever seen. it looks like he has no teeth.. how does someone's mouth "sink" in like that???? what the HELL???

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    What's the point of airing all your dirty laundry on The Oprah's show? Really, what is there to get out of it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    What's the point of airing all your dirty laundry on The Oprah's show? Really, what is there to get out of it?
    Publicity for her book coming out.
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    Believe it or not, Eddie used to be halfway cute! I remember lots of chicks being lurve with him back in the day. (feels like oldtimer now, ugh)

    But about this...I'm annoyed. I'm not naive enough to think these two had some idyllic life together, but I don't wanna hear this stupid shit NOW....After she's been married to the jackass for ten-thousand years. It kind of makes me think a little less of her. I know you're spoiling for some attention now and possibly thinking about the career you could have had if you hadn't been focused on being Mrs.EddieVanHalen, but keep some shit to yourself, Val, fer chrissake. Talk about Jenny Craig or who you're fucking NOW or something.
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    ^^What is there to get out of it? Book sales, of course!

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    Shows what I know - I had no idea she had an interesting enough life to publish a book in the first place.
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    she doesnt.
    Kill him.
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    Why does she look way cuter and younger on the book cover than in snapshots and appearances?

    Oh yeah! Photoshop. Not dissing her weight loss, but I bet I could take 20# and 10 yrs off myself with photoshop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Believe it or not, Eddie used to be halfway cute! I remember lots of chicks being lurve with him back in the day. (feels like oldtimer now, ugh)
    That would be me Cried like an idiot at my first VH concert when Eddie came out.. Felt like those women I'd seen do that w/ Elvis.
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    Of course she was on coke...no one in their right mind would name their child "Wolfie..."
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