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    Quote Originally Posted by Slushie View Post
    She's doing a good enough job of that herself. She's a "breatharian", so supposedly doesn't eat or drink, just feeds off the "cosmic micro-food" in the air and from sunlight. In most recent pictures she's looked pretty rough:

    Ewwww, look at her belly. I guess she'll stupid herself to death eventually.
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    Well, I think the crazy bitch is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    idiot. even plants need more than air and sunlight. like water.



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    it's best to watch this drunk or high.


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    Reminds me of Stains- sorry doggie!

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    Yes, I am laughing at you & your head looks more like Skipper.

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    Some photos of Valeria Lukyanova


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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    My barbies hair looked like fried straw too. Kudos to her for the authenticity.

    I cut the shit out of babies hair so it was all crooked and shit, then my brother ripped her head off and threw it in the sump pump drain. Hope she can avoid the same fate.

    I was never into Barbies but people thought that because I was a girl I would not be able to live without a Pretty In Pink Barbie She was mostly ignored until I saw a programme on Henry VIII and then she met the same fate as Anne Boleyn (with the help of a meat cleaver). I think a couple of Flower Fairies got the chop as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    The blonde has her sights set on grabbing the world's attention and told the magazine's Russian editor in chief that she cringes at the thought settling down with a family of her own in the future.

    "It's unacceptable to me," she explained. "The very idea of children brings out this deep revulsion in me…I'd rather die from torture because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

    And just to drive the point home, Lukyanova added, "I'm against feminism…what would you keep the children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?"
    It's because of feminism that you're not forced to marry and give birth to children. It's because of feminism that you can have these ridiculous surgeries.

    Lukyanova slammed people of mixed races, calling them a "degeneration" of beauty.

    "For example, a Russian marries an Armenian, they have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad's nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it's all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that," she told the publication.
    This bitch has no idea. There's no such thing as a "pure" race; there has always been "mixing," and no amount of breeding within an ethnicity is going to prevent human diversity and the mutation of genes from introducing features that are atypical in any given ethnicity. Ugh, I hate this racist bullshit!

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    Now here is a case for pink sparkly burkas. She needs one.
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    The thing with Barbie's face though, its pretty.
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    I cannot stand her. I watched the episode of her on Vice some months back. She said something about how people photoshop her photos. She is a weirdo for sure. Straaaange! I wonder if she takes drugs. No ones mind could be that crazy normally.
    In the videos, she doesn't look as fake as she does in photos.
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    Her face actually scares me a little. There's a sudden urge to duck when she comes up on screen.

    I guess back in the day when this kind of radical cosmetic surgery wasn't possible, she would've had to settle for being a run-of-the-mill Nazi.
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    How does one get their mouth that small? What kind of surgery does that?
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    What? Come on. This is a joke. Right? If it is not, thank God she does not want children.

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