Twin troll trouble: Ashley Olsen can't stand her own twin Mary-Kate

**Grimmlok** · February 13th, 2008, 11:04 AM

Yes, of course they would go to rehab. Going to rehab is as natural as shopping for groceries. Everybody does it.

**Mel1973** · February 13th, 2008, 11:15 AM

rehab, shopping, getting pregnant ..

**mrs.v** · February 13th, 2008, 02:49 PM

source:ONTD

**Trixie** · February 13th, 2008, 03:02 PM

a pair of strange little hobbits

I guess their friend didn't want to call them trolls.

Thanks mrs.v, another magazine I don't have to buy!

**NicoleWasHere** · February 13th, 2008, 03:12 PM

Strange little hobbits

**bellini** · February 13th, 2008, 04:13 PM

They're hobbit bag ladies. Ashley isn't so bad but MK is a total crazy bag lady.

**Beeyotch** · February 13th, 2008, 04:58 PM

So they both get trashed and party, but Ashley can at least keep up appearances for the cameras?

**Cotjockey** · February 13th, 2008, 05:14 PM

Both of 'em are fugly evil little hobbit-troll-monkey cunts.

**Honey** · February 13th, 2008, 05:27 PM

They eat like ants...there's a shocker

**mklady** · February 13th, 2008, 06:31 PM

Oh man! I read the article in line at Walmart the other day and my 4 year old was looking at the pictures of them and got this "wtf" look on his face. He looked at me and goes, "they have crazy eyes" and then wanted to know what was wrong with them. I really didn't know where to start.

**Honey** · February 13th, 2008, 07:57 PM

Starting him early on gossip, good one

**sparkly** · February 13th, 2008, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by mklady

Oh man! I read the article in line at Walmart the other day and my 4 year old was looking at the pictures of them and got this "wtf" look on his face. He looked at me and goes, "they have crazy eyes" and then wanted to know what was wrong with them. I really didn't know where to start.

Just tell him they're cartoon aliens with duck lips.

The cover of Star said they have bad breath. I'm sure it smells like Paris' nasty herpz vag and a homeless guy's foot cheese.