Half baked Alaska trash.
Half baked Alaska trash.
You had me at "baked Alaska"!
He's only half-baked though. The meringue is going to be all runny. Like whipped snot.
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
(I think he's kind of hot though)
if you're so incensed that you can't fly your penis in public take it up with your state, arrange a nude protest, go and be the rosa parks of cocks or something - witchcurlgirl
^^^haha
he kinda looks like a high-bodyfat version of my neighbor.
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FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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He is, but when you get on your stumps and shoot into the bathroom occupied by your supposed girlfriend, who's crouching in fear ... all the hotness is drained away immediately. And all the fake crying at his sentencing would have sealed the deal for me.![]()
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