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Thread: Tori Spelling thinks she's a MILF

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    Tori's husband, Dean McDermott is such a damn looser. He dumped his wife and babies for her, but has to hang onto Tori's coattails to get in the spotlight and still can't achieve any independent fame on his own. You barely see him smile or look happy in any of the pictures he takes with her.
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    Bwahahaha
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    i bet her husband ll cheat on her despite kids and all that!
    she hideous but rich and famous

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    My definition of MILF for Tori Spelling:

    Man
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    Fling to the moon

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    I watched the actual interview. It was on a local LA morning show. She was dead serious!!

    I spent a couple of hours at the book store on Friday and flipped through her book. She actually mentions that people on certain blogs refer to her as horseface!!!

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    Mary Jo Eustace and I are going to get together and cut a bitch. Then we're gonna bake a pie. A pie that's totally unrelated to the cutting of the bitch. I ain't Mrs. Lovett.



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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    Mary Jo Eustace and I are going to get together and cut a bitch. Then we're gonna bake a pie. A pie that's totally unrelated to the cutting of the bitch. I ain't Mrs. Lovett.
    Funniest post ever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh hell, you just made my morning.

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    Key word: Thinks.

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    And she still hasn't had those implants fixed...or she keeps getting weird implants put in. Why, Tori? Why!?!?
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    Poor deluded Tori. Deano must really be doing a number on her. First she thinks she is a pussycat doll now a milf.

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    Ha, ha! There is a strong resemblence. Anyway, this girl really is very trashy. The way she dealt with Mary Jo Eustace was despicable.

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    *scratching dusty ground with one hoofed foot*

    "PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!"

    *Snort* PFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

    If someone else asks, "Why the long face, I'm going to raise my back legs and boot him or her right to the moon!"

    "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!"

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    Thing is that Deano's ex Mary Jo was actually a fairly attractive woman, in that Ann Coulter sort of way.


    Deano obviously married Tori $pelling for the cash. Then daddy disowned her, and Deano can't bail without looking like what he is. So he keeps on pumping out babies and hoping that the mother in law will soften up and think he's sincere. Of course he's only digging the hole deeper. Tori seems blythely happy though, in the way that only the unaware can be.

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    Tori and her new husband are both gross. Both were married and slept together the day they met. The next morning, she woke up next to Dean and didn't feel guilty so she knew it was meant to be. She then dumped her hubby at her therapists office. Nice. Oh, and Dean and his wife were in the process of adopting a baby girl...which he obviously has nothing to do with. Charmers, both of them.

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    Welp, she can think that all she wants, doesn't make it true. Ignorance is bliss, hey Tori?

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