^ The only person Chestica wants to get laid with is her own dad.
^ The only person Chestica wants to get laid with is her own dad.
OMG, Michael K just keeps pumping out these little gems.Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out![]()
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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I must be the only one believing she's not into sex, at all. Watching Newlyweds, she was never in the mood, Nick was always horny and she just ignored him, she never strikes out as that into sex to me, and I believe that's why the men are not staying with her (plus it doesn't help to have father like she does).
She always struck me too as the strictly missionary type of girl, and like she thought a BJ would be dirty and she only liked to do it at night, in bed, with the lights off.
If I had Nick in my bed, I'd damn well sure take advantage of that body.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
Watch Jessica be a closet FREAK.
Where is Kingcap, seriously? He has been MIA for some time now. He loves the Tony & T.O. romance. Come back, King!!!
She seemed pretty tame when she was with Nick but maybe she had a taste of strange with Bam and is now a freak especially if she's missing those golden showers from John Boy
Papa Joe was giving Tony advice on his career, now that's hilarious.
Damn Jessica! What's the deal?
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
Papa Joe is always with her!
Jessica Simpson Photoshop Mistake - Raw Fish
^^ Aw, GR love for our members.
And that nasty Papa Joe hand in that picture is FREAKING ME OUT!
Great find, Snuff!
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With rumors of a breakup ringing louder each day, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted out in Hollywood on Friday - spending the day together.
Following a lunch outing at Katsuya, the Dukes of Hazzard babe and her Cowboy quarterback exited out of S-Bar’s door and drove off in the same SUV, holding hands.
Responding to the breakup rumors, Simpson’s rep told press, “Not true, not true. I spoke to Jess yesterday and the day before. They are still together.”
Meanwhile, according to Us magazine, “Joe Simpson has reportedly called Tony and asked him to attend Jess’s sister Ashlee’s wedding Saturday.”
Guess we’ll have to wait until after the weekend festivities to find out what’s really going on between these two.
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted together amid reports of a breakup
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
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