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    Hahaha! Maybe her and Chin ought to hook up since they both reek of desperation and Mullet boy urinal. Wonder how this will affect the impending Simpleton-Emo nuptials this weekend?
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    ...And they said it wouldn't last...

    Terrell & Tony forever!

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    wonder who she'll be linked with next... Papa Joe is probably working the phones as we speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    wonder who she'll be linked with next... Papa Joe is probably working the phones as we speak
    My guesses for the top 5 people Papa Joe will attempt to bully into dating Jess:

    1. Nick Lachey- getting back with Nick is the only thing, IMO, that could even have a chance at saving Jessica's career and reputation. However, I think that bridge is burned. Nick is probably thanking his lucky stars he got out of that manipulative, perverse family when he did, and I doubt you could pay him to take her back.

    2. Ryan Phillippe- attractive and has kids, giving Jess the opportunity for "family life/maternal instincts" pimpage.

    3. Ryan Seacrest- When selecting mates for Jessica, Papa Joe specializes in targeting closeted but blatantly homosexual men who he can blackmail by threatening to out them.

    4. David Cook- He's hot right now and will have strong connections in the industry after Idol. PJ would be dying to use him to further Jessica's failing music career (duets, anyone?)

    5. George Clooney- Money hungry PJ wants Jess to be with an A-List star and is delusional enough to believe it could happen. And with Clooney there is possible blackmail material (possibly gay and currently dating a whore).

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    It's amazing that she still hasn't learned to keep her mouth shut when it comes to her dating life. Unfortunately, I don't think she has learned yet again. I was just scanning the Glamour article in the Dr. office today. I'd be so embarassed if I were her...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    On behalf of all the Dallas Cowboy fans, may I just say 'PHEW!'

    FUCK HER!

    And from another Cowboys fan, I say PHEW also.

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    I think she's perfect for Eddie Murphy, he really goes for the tranny hooker look.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I cast my vote in there with the Gaycrest... if he could stomach terri long enough for a date all for the sake of appearing straight, he might be the next one for jess
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me

    ....she's purdy......she does NOT look like a tranny hooker.....

    pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me

    ....she's finally tired of men who are dumber than she....."sensitive artists and steroid jocks"........

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    Jessica Simpson really is dumber then a door nail.... this really make my evil side very very happy to know she's been dumped yet again due to her retardation and going on and on again about how " in love " she is... hehehe

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    I'm surprised Tom Criuse never jumped at the chance to "romance" her.

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    tell me old crystal ball what is the truth.......

    she met his parents.... and they said dump the idiot

    he was living it up with Simpleton in bars, falling down drunk and doing the humpty dump bouncing off her flotation devices.. he was loving it just like Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez or Jerry Scienfield and Scientology UNTIL the moms stepped in and said "thats a no no"

    He may go back to her a few times but Mommy said no and like a good boy he will not tick of the Momz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me

    ....she's purdy......she does NOT look like a tranny hooker.....

    pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me

    ....she's finally tired of men who are dumber than she....."sensitive artists and steroid jocks"........
    My goodness.... that's the most insane thing I've read. no such man exists. well, the same guy who plays him spotlights as the Easter Bunny & Santy Clause..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Tony Romo should hook up with Chace Crawford.

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