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    ^^ Well, as long as he doesn't have a Webcam we're all good.

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    HEY!!! I'm eating (again!)
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    My prediction: There will be a sex tape with these two, Jessica won't have any fucking (pun intended) clue what to do (another pun intended), and Romo will scream TOUCHDOWN!!! whenever he "makes it".

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    Hey, Little Miss Novice Smarty Pants.....you noticed that Kingcap immediately figured you DIDN'T KNOW.....so before you poke at moi.......he assumes women are dumb......I wait and see if they fall for my lines before I judge their intelligence....

    **so there ole King, work your way out of this one....laugh at my Jessica will you?**

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    Hey, Little Miss Novice Smarty Pants.....you noticed that Kingcap immediately figured you DIDN'T KNOW.....so before you poke at moi.......he assumes women are dumb......I wait and see if they fall for my lines before I judge their intelligence....

    **so there ole King, work your way out of this one....laugh at my Jessica will you?**
    MY! THAT was fast.... ... this is my surprised face.....

    Thanks for the compliment Cynic! It's y-e-a-r-s since my pants have been described as small!!!
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    ...yah, but there is one smart ass in them......

    ....I gotta work once in a while....I know you will be amazed.....but unlike Jessica......I can't get paid for looking good.....yes, amazing, isn't it?

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    Hey! I'm taking that as a compliment if it was meant as one or not!!!! I've had a great day & got some major praise (but not pay-raise....) because I majorly impressed someone, so I just might have more work after Xmas at this rate!!! YEAH!!

    Glad I'm not blond.... but I could use a football player...
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    I rarely have deeper meanings....

    Good thing someone has had a great day.....I think you got mine....give it back.....

    I'm not blond or a football player.....but I'll buy ya a drink.....

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    Well, you can spend a week working on something that's gonna be discussed in parliment f you want, but I'll warn you, it's as boring as hell & you'll just end up dreaming of Jessica....


    Is that a virtual drink? If not - mine's a Wonky Nipple, thanks!
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    ....thanks, but if I were in politics.....I'd be in jail by now.....

    ....funny, they look even to me.....

    ...enough virtual drinks.....I'm ready for a few real one.....ya'll have a lovely weekend!

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    I think that the majority of ours deserve to be in jail.... fraud, etc.
    (Fortunately I don't have to work with them, just send them reports occassionally!). I'm ingoring the rest.... but... arn't Chestica's wonky?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    Hey, Little Miss Novice Smarty Pants.....you noticed that Kingcap immediately figured you DIDN'T KNOW.....so before you poke at moi.......he assumes women are dumb......I wait and see if they fall for my lines before I judge their intelligence....

    **so there ole King, work your way out of this one....laugh at my Jessica will you?**
    Wasn't there a Romo/Jessica/football thread a few months back where you admitted that you didn't really follow football that much? And I had to explain some things to you, too? And you're a guy, but I didn't assume that you knew about sports. I'm just helpful like that.

    *Points at Cynic and laughs, as I work my way out of this one and think up more Jessica jokes.*

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    Another woman who can't pick a descent man because her only role model is a father who oogles her tits.

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