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    Hahaha! Of course the country album will be a failure. What a silly girl you are Jessica. Can't you take a hint? You haven't been popular in years and yet you and Daddy are still insisting on shoving your way into the spotlight. Go move somewhere quieter and try to figure out whether you have a brain or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Jess should face it - she really lucked up that Nick would put up with her stupid ass. No one else is likely to after they got what they came for.
    This has always been my stance. She was LUCKY to have Nick. No one else in their right mind would put up with her. After the initial shock, even Tony is realizing she's just a body...
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Translation: Tony told Jessica she's not as good in bed as Carrie...or T.O.
    ...you know you only tell them that AFTER you break up.....'cause once that conversation is done.....you ain't gettin' NONE......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ...you know you only tell them that AFTER you break up.....'cause once that conversation is done.....you ain't gettin' NONE......
    In Jessica's case, she needs the PR from Romo, so he could tell her during sex and she can't say anything...considering that her mouth will be full.

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    ....you could be right....not to mention that "verbal understanding" probably isn't near the top of her better qualities.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....you could be right....not to mention that "verbal understanding" probably isn't near the top of her better qualities.....
    Verbal understanding's not near the top, middle or bottom of Jessica's qualities, unless 'verbal understanding' is a new way to say tits.

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    Yes, but they ARE nice.....

    ....and why I simply cannot find fault with the girl........

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    ^^ That makes one of us. I can find plenty of fault with her. Big tits are nice, but they can't mask stupidity.

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    ....stupidity has its place in a good relationship...... ....look how pleasant she seems in even the candid shots.....girl is dumb and happy......I prefer that to smart and miserable......any day......

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    ^^Yeah, except that her stupidity is helping to ruin Romo's career. But, then again, as a Giants' fan that's actually a good thing where the Cowboys are concerned. Tony and Jessica Forever.

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    King - don't forget that the good lord made some girls dumb, so that Cynic would get laid every so often......

    Who's Tony Romo.....?
    "I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    King - don't forget that the good lord made some girls dumb, so that Cynic would get laid every so often......

    Who's Tony Romo.....?
    I guess in Romo's case the good Lord made some guys rich and dumb to balance out the Jessica's of the world.

    And Romo is the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. They were the team that was probably going to go to the Super Bowl this year, but a funny thing happened during the playoffs. They choked. Again.

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    *cough* ... it was a joke..... LOL!
    "I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    *cough* ... it was a joke..... LOL!
    I wasn't sure if you were joking or not, so I just took a shot in the dark. But, either way, I figured it gave me a chance to bash the Cowboys again.

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    Yeah! So we're all happy!

    My work here is done!

    (BTW have you noticed how Cynic scurried off when we were talking about Jessica? hum? hum? Bet I know what he's doing.....)
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