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Thread: Tom Cruise wants to save Britney Spears

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    well, we knew this was coming at some point but if I was TinyTomThumb I'd be careful bringing Britters into the fold. She's a loose cannon and is sure to spill on some of thier more interesting practices. That should be fun.
    I agree butt. This could get veddy interesting!
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    HOORAY!!! I've been waiting for this!!!



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    Ok, this is mean...but can you imagine Britney taking on an alien/Xenu-esque sounding voice instead of a British accent?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post
    Ok, this is mean...but can you imagine Britney taking on an alien/Xenu-esque sounding voice instead of a British accent?
    IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!! I can hardly contain my excitement. Its "When Crazies Collide" and I hope it happens!!!!!!



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    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    ^^ Oh dear. Evil red x.



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    Tom, Leave Britney Alone!!!!
    We like our crazy out in the open, just like what you have been doing lately.

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    I'm assuming 'save' = lobotomize = turn her into a docile robot.

    In that case.... Tommy, take the wheel.

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    Two tastes of crazy that taste crazy together...
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    I'm almost afraid to ask what this would result in... Britney would probably go even crazier from the CO$ and become a mass murderer, or something. Just sayin'.

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    give her the Xenu juice & she will become addicted almost instantly.

    Tom is a smart girl, knows exactly who & where to fish them. This can get interesting.
    Please Thetan, make it happen!!

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    Even Tofu Tommy knows this girl needs tons of psych help. And, sadly enough, I'll bet Brit is smart enough to know that the Co$ is full of wack jobs.

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    And who's going to save us from Tom? Yikes! Damn sofa jumper.

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    So now Tom is lurching toward the Britney Spears Media Vortex. I suppose that it was only a matter of time, but hasn't he learned anything from Dr Phil, Sam Lutfi, Adnan Ghalib, her parents, and anyone else foolish enough to get too close? This is more reckless than jumping Oprah's couch. Tom's really lost it.

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    Shitney is just crazy enough to bring the whole rotten house of Xenu cards down.

    Come to Britney, Tom. Come to her. Go into the light.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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