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Thread: Tom Cruise wants to beat Katie Holmes in marathon?

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    Tiny Tom is just trying to prove that co$ truly is successful, and it's the only way to evolve and become HOMO NOVICE. More like hmosexual.
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    He's just looking for an excuse to get new spandex shorts,and sneakers with lifts.
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    Hey Tommy....

    You have to qualify for the Boston Marathon, it's not open to just anyone.

    You have to run another marathon within 18 months of the Boston Marathon, in a time under 3:20....unless you get one of the charity slots, which I'm sure the gay midget dwarf will, if he raises enough cash for charity.....taking the spot from some deserving soul I'm sure



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    No one has mentioned sore nipples yet, is it too vile to envisage?

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    Well we KNOW that Katie cheated and got away with it..but we CANNOT let Thetan Tom get away with it as well. He needs to be under 24/7 surveillance!
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    Running this marathon is going to be such an amazing blessing, we shall hear about it for months and months to come.

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