Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123
Results 31 to 39 of 39

Thread: Tom Cruise 'refuses to consider IVF treatments'

  1. #31
    Elite Member darksithbunny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    14,881

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    The actress is rumoured to be growing increasingly concerned that she has been unable to fall pregnant for the second time.

    It helps if you actually have sex ... with someone who isn't gay and sterile.

    Just sayin'.

  2. #32
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    1,932

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Sure she was. Katebot was already knocked up before she met TinyTom. One of her former boyfriends is the father.
    Chris Klein?

  3. #33
    Elite Member VenusInFauxFurs's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Back in the boxed wine.
    Posts
    21,279

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Sure she was. Katebot was already knocked up before she met TinyTom. One of her former boyfriends is the father.
    There's some speculation that Tom's cousin is the sperminator.

    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

  4. #34
    Elite Member Seapharris7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Raccoon City
    Posts
    3,037

    Wink

    ^ WHY would she allow that?!?!

    Ack....
    Sugar... The real gateway drug

  5. #35
    A*O
    A*O is offline
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! A*O's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Being Paula
    Posts
    30,734

    Default

    Aw - it wouldn't be so bad. Probably all over in 2 minutes.
    I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    Dame Edna Everage

    Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.

  6. #36
    Elite Member Novice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Beyond Caring, then hang a left.
    Posts
    42,349

    Default

    haha! Yeah, probably the first time with a real live woman..... back to the dollies William
    Free Charmed.

  7. #37
    Elite Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    7,095

    Default

    Not that I'm trying to side with the Crazy Cruises or anything...

    but, it doesn't matter how quickly/easily you conceived the first time. It's called secondary infertility and it's quite common. The flipside, it can take fertility treatments the first time around but take not time at all the second time (I can attest to the latter).

    Tom doesn't want fertility treatments, because it would center highlight his deficiencies in that arena.

    Katie better call Suri's real dad for a late night visit.

  8. #38
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! buttmunch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Uranus
    Posts
    31,885

    Default

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Aw - it wouldn't be so bad. Probably all over in 2 minutes.
    With the cousin? Ewww...it might be over in two minutes but those two minutes would haunt her forever.

    Now, as far as TinyTomThumb not wanting IVF, of course it's because he has 'manly' issues. He's short, he's gay and he's most likely not a two minute man but a one minute man, and that's even when he's with his wrestling buddies.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

  9. #39
    Eli
    Eli is offline
    Hit By Ban Bus! Eli's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Grand Canyon
    Posts
    4,254

    Default

    Ugh I am worse off for knowing these people.

Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 4
    Last Post: March 7th, 2008, 12:07 PM
  2. Replies: 42
    Last Post: October 29th, 2007, 02:23 PM
  3. Helena Bonham Carter on her fertility treatments
    By CherryDarling in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: October 16th, 2007, 04:27 PM
  4. Replies: 12
    Last Post: July 26th, 2006, 01:46 PM
  5. Ever-wackier alternative treatments
    By MaryJane in forum Blind Items
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: March 27th, 2006, 05:51 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •