Tom Cruise 'refuses to consider IVF treatments'

**darksithbunny** · March 21st, 2008, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

The actress is rumoured to be growing increasingly concerned that she has been unable to fall pregnant for the second time.

It helps if you actually have sex ... with someone who isn't gay and sterile.

Just sayin'.

**ingi** · March 21st, 2008, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Sure she was. Katebot was already knocked up before she met TinyTom. One of her former boyfriends is the father.

Chris Klein?

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 21st, 2008, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Sure she was. Katebot was already knocked up before she met TinyTom. One of her former boyfriends is the father.

There's some speculation that Tom's cousin is the sperminator.

**Seapharris7** · March 21st, 2008, 01:44 PM

^ WHY would she allow that?!?!

Ack....

**A*O** · March 21st, 2008, 05:16 PM

Aw - it wouldn't be so bad. Probably all over in 2 minutes.

**Novice** · March 21st, 2008, 05:33 PM

haha! Yeah, probably the first time with a real live woman..... back to the dollies William

**tulip** · March 21st, 2008, 06:58 PM

Not that I'm trying to side with the Crazy Cruises or anything...

but, it doesn't matter how quickly/easily you conceived the first time. It's called secondary infertility and it's quite common. The flipside, it can take fertility treatments the first time around but take not time at all the second time (I can attest to the latter).

Tom doesn't want fertility treatments, because it would center highlight his deficiencies in that arena.

Katie better call Suri's real dad for a late night visit.

**buttmunch** · March 21st, 2008, 07:07 PM

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Aw - it wouldn't be so bad. Probably all over in 2 minutes.

With the cousin? Ewww...it might be over in two minutes but those two minutes would haunt her forever.

Now, as far as TinyTomThumb not wanting IVF, of course it's because he has 'manly' issues. He's short, he's gay and he's most likely not a two minute man but a one minute man, and that's even when he's with his wrestling buddies.