Tom Cruise 'refuses to consider IVF treatments'

**Eli** · March 21st, 2008, 12:20 AM

Mayber Katie's eggs are traumatised by the last load of little tadpoles that tried to convert them to Scientology. They aren't budging.

**jive** · March 21st, 2008, 02:57 AM

I don't understand why Katie wouldn't be able to get pregnant naturally? She is only 29 years old... Maybe it is not Tom's sperm but she is kind of young to resort to IVF. Katie has also mentioned that she is in no rush to have another baby.

**HWBL** · March 21st, 2008, 05:24 AM

Tom Cruise 'refuses to consider IVF

It would feel like he was cheating on his turkey baster

**A*O** · March 21st, 2008, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by jive

I don't understand why Katie wouldn't be able to get pregnant naturally? She is only 29 years old... Maybe it is not Tom's sperm but she is kind of young to resort to IVF. Katie has also mentioned that she is in no rush to have another baby.

Because Tom is shooting blanks and/or won't go near the fishcave anyway on account of being a big old pooftah. Suri is not his child, she was born several weeks before her 'official' birthday. Take a look at the photos and tell me she looks like she just turned 2. Katie was already knocked up when she had her 'whirlwind' romance with the poison dwarf and told us she got preggo almost immediately. The Co$bots believe all this bullshit on account of Tom being the grand high mekon of the cult along with his 'best friend' David Miscarriage and probably think we do too. But they are wrong.

**Lalique** · March 21st, 2008, 06:17 AM

Fishcave!

New word of the day!

**A*O** · March 21st, 2008, 06:39 AM

It's one of Grimm's little gems.

**aabbcc** · March 21st, 2008, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by llamamama

I absolutely do not believe that Suri was conceived without IVF.

Sure she was. Katebot was already knocked up before she met TinyTom. One of her former boyfriends is the father.

**KristiB** · March 21st, 2008, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by CherryDarling

INTERESTING! Thanks for the scoopage KristiB. Did your friend say anything else? I'm nosy, I know.

LOL not really and since we now have HIPPA she can't say much at all!

She slipped when Nicole had her miscarriage as their marriage was ending. She said there was NO way that baby could have been Toms and we twisted her arm to spill the beans.

**mella** · March 21st, 2008, 09:34 AM

wait for a white sale and buy several pillows.

Why buy new ones ?

**cmmdee** · March 21st, 2008, 09:48 AM

A source said: "Katie's concerned about Suri being lonely as she's kept in a bit of a Scientology bubble. She wants her to have a playmate.

Oh now, come on, Katiebot... you have SO many friends when you're a scientologist! The entire WORLD is your friend!!!

**wingnut** · March 21st, 2008, 11:22 AM

this whole thing brings up a load of lies that have been told by tiny tom. Firstly, hasn't Nicole admitted that she and Tom went for IVF or a fertility clinic? I seem to remember reports of her visiting one. Secondly, he seems to now suggest that the first time Katie got preggers it was planned with all the 'positive energy' bullshit. However, didn't they say how much of a surprise and shock it was to get pregnant so quickly as it wasn't planned. Surely you don't plan to have a kid 6 weeks after meeting (auditioning) someone?? Me thinks Tom is forgetting what he's previously said, and that's how you get caught out in all the lies. Like another poster said, he's sterile anyhow, and probably asexual if not gay. There's no way he fathered Suri. Maybe Andrew Morton got it right and it was Hubbards frozen sperm!!!

I'm more likely to believe what most of us do, that she was already knocked up, single, and Tom found out, and bingo, it would kill two birds with one stone - that he doesn't shoot blanks and he's not gay/asexual.

**Novice** · March 21st, 2008, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by KristiB

Umm friend of mine works in a fertility clinic that draws some A-list celebs! Nicole and Tom visited when they were married. I know without a doubt Tom shoots blanks! She gave me details. He had a hard time giving samples.

BTW she also helped Lou Rawls have his twins before he died.

OK Kristi - here's the plan. We'll have a whip-around to get some funds, you buy loads of booze, ply your friend with alcohol and when she's feeling really good, start to interogate her... we can even provide a table lamp for you to shine in her face if you like????

Thanks for the "spill"; I have a hard time believing that some of these place actually follow the "rules" and procedures of fertility clinics of "regular" folks given whom they are suspected of treating..... (no disrespect to your friend)

**ingi** · March 21st, 2008, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by KristiB

Umm friend of mine works in a fertility clinic that draws some A-list celebs! Nicole and Tom visited when they were married. I know without a doubt Tom shoots blanks! She gave me details. He had a hard time giving samples.

You mean there's no gay wresting porn in the waiting room!

**Palermo** · March 21st, 2008, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

The actress is rumoured to be growing increasingly concerned that she has been unable to fall pregnant for the second time.

It helps if you actually have sex ... with someone who isn't gay and sterile.

Just sayin'.

Ain't it the truth!

**jive** · March 21st, 2008, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by A*O

Because Tom is shooting blanks and/or won't go near the fishcave anyway on account of being a big old pooftah. Suri is not his child, she was born several weeks before her 'official' birthday. Take a look at the photos and tell me she looks like she just turned 2. Katie was already knocked up when she had her 'whirlwind' romance with the poison dwarf and told us she got preggo almost immediately. The Co$bots believe all this bullshit on account of Tom being the grand high mekon of the cult along with his 'best friend' David Miscarriage and probably think we do too. But they are wrong.

can't she just find a sperm donar?