Tom Cruise is the main alien in Katie Holmes' life and that's that!

**Trixie** · April 13th, 2008, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

I think Posh and Katiebot both look like some kind of Borg in that pic.

I think they look like figures from the Madame Touissant wax museum!!

**sparkly** · April 13th, 2008, 11:44 PM

Tommygirl needs to stop controlling his wife and focus on not being a fucking lunatic.

**NicoleWasHere** · April 13th, 2008, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by sparkly

Tommygirl needs to stop controlling his wife and focus on not being a fucking lunatic.

Yeah, that'll happen the day Britney Spears focuses on not being a lunatic.

**H. Lecter** · April 13th, 2008, 11:47 PM

^^^^ Possible if he had a brain, but his brain moved out long ago..along with some body Tethans....

**Buffy Burnett** · April 13th, 2008, 11:50 PM

Cyborgs the whole bunch.

**AgentOrange** · April 14th, 2008, 01:57 AM

It seemed like a romance made in Hollywood - boy meets fembot, boy reprograms fembot, boy and fembot conquer the world together. Maybe I'm thinking of Weird Science. Where did they go wrong? Maybe he wound her up too hard and her key broke? Anyway here's another Sci Link from another forum, this time on those OT Docs that got leaked on wiki:

Church of Scientology's 'Operating Thetan' documents leaked onli - PoliticalGroove Forums

She's just a love machine, and she won't work for nobody but you!

**cmmdee** · April 14th, 2008, 08:13 AM

No wonder they both look like death fucked them in the ass and left them raw.

MUAHAHAHAHA!
aabbcc, I agree....Katie's wardrobe mostly sucks ass and looks awful.
I don't think Posh and Katie have been friends for awhile now.

**Sasha** · April 14th, 2008, 08:19 AM

^^Someone said TinyTom was trying to seperate them because Posh wasn't buying into CO$.

**cmmdee** · April 14th, 2008, 08:25 AM

^^ That someone was Tom himself.

**Belinda** · April 14th, 2008, 09:17 AM

I don't think he'd have a problem with it if Tommy Boy had been able to suck the Beckham's into the CO$

**GaPeach** · April 14th, 2008, 11:01 AM

who is that penis brain kidding? Nicole Kidman used to have some meat on her bones until she hooked up with that numb nut. He's one of those guys that rags on you until you feel like crap about yourself, next thing you know your anorexic and walking two spaces behind him. He dresses her, feeds her and probably wipes her butt checking for thethens.

**Sasha** · April 14th, 2008, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Belindagogo

I don't think he'd have a problem with it if Tommy Boy had been able to suck the Beckham's into the CO$

I don't think he would have had a problem had he been able to suck Beckham...

**GaPeach** · April 14th, 2008, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Sasha

I don't think he would have had a problem had he been able to suck Beckham...

ewwwww thats evil......... but I like it

**ingi** · April 14th, 2008, 11:40 AM

Looks like Posh has replaced Kati-E Bot!
Katie Has Been Replaced!

Katie Holmes has expired!
There's a new BFF in town, and her name is Kate Beckinsale.
The B-list actress has been getting very chummy chummy lately with Victoria Beckham.
The two Brits attended David's soccer game together in L.A. this past weekend.
No Katie in sight!
She's been cut out of the picture Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton » Blog Archive » Katie Has Been Replaced!