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Thread: Tom Cruise is the main alien in Katie Holmes' life and that's that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I think Posh and Katiebot both look like some kind of Borg in that pic.
    I think they look like figures from the Madame Touissant wax museum!!

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    Tommygirl needs to stop controlling his wife and focus on not being a fucking lunatic.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Tommygirl needs to stop controlling his wife and focus on not being a fucking lunatic.

    Yeah, that'll happen the day Britney Spears focuses on not being a lunatic.

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    ^^^^ Possible if he had a brain, but his brain moved out long ago..along with some body Tethans....

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    Cyborgs the whole bunch.

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    Default The Mechanical Bride?

    It seemed like a romance made in Hollywood - boy meets fembot, boy reprograms fembot, boy and fembot conquer the world together. Maybe I'm thinking of Weird Science. Where did they go wrong? Maybe he wound her up too hard and her key broke? Anyway here's another Sci Link from another forum, this time on those OT Docs that got leaked on wiki:

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    She's just a love machine, and she won't work for nobody but you!

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    No wonder they both look like death fucked them in the ass and left them raw.

    MUAHAHAHAHA!
    aabbcc, I agree....Katie's wardrobe mostly sucks ass and looks awful.
    I don't think Posh and Katie have been friends for awhile now.

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    ^^Someone said TinyTom was trying to seperate them because Posh wasn't buying into CO$.

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    ^^ That someone was Tom himself.

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    I don't think he'd have a problem with it if Tommy Boy had been able to suck the Beckham's into the CO$

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    who is that penis brain kidding? Nicole Kidman used to have some meat on her bones until she hooked up with that numb nut. He's one of those guys that rags on you until you feel like crap about yourself, next thing you know your anorexic and walking two spaces behind him. He dresses her, feeds her and probably wipes her butt checking for thethens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    I don't think he'd have a problem with it if Tommy Boy had been able to suck the Beckham's into the CO$
    I don't think he would have had a problem had he been able to suck Beckham...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    I don't think he would have had a problem had he been able to suck Beckham...

    ewwwww thats evil......... but I like it

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    Looks like Posh has replaced Kati-E Bot!
    Katie Has Been Replaced!


    Katie Holmes has expired!
    There's a new BFF in town, and her name is Kate Beckinsale.
    The B-list actress has been getting very chummy chummy lately with Victoria Beckham.
    The two Brits attended David's soccer game together in L.A. this past weekend.
    No Katie in sight!
    She's been cut out of the picture Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton » Blog Archive » Katie Has Been Replaced!
    Last edited by ingi; April 14th, 2008 at 01:57 PM.

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    ^ I don't think Holmes has a single friend.
    Sad.

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