Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes argue over Suri birthday plans

[Giselle]

I am having an hard time to picture Kate arguing or disputing something with Tom.
In fact, I think she only raises her voice in front of him to say: Praise Xenu!

[lonestar]

clearly my parents deprived me greatly as a child. i think all i got for my second birthday was a pre made cake from the grocery store. i doubt my mom even sprang for the personalized name icing. she may have done that herself. max $20.

[Trixie]

It's not like the kid will remember it anyway, so what's the point? Like turning 2* is some great milestone?

*allegedly, of course

[crackho]

I bet he pays for nothing - Misgave and the Co$ sponsor all this shit, and the brainwashed idiots who give their entire savings to the cult pay for it.

[VenusInFauxFurs]

60 grand for a cake? What the hell does a cake that costs that much taste like? It would want to give me multiple foodgasms that's for sure.

Damn Tom, just rent out Chuck-E-Cheese for the day or hire a backyard bouncy castle.

[NicoleWasHere]

Of course, Tom's gotta raise her as $cientologie$ little queen. I wonder how his other two feel about this...

$300 dollars a mouthful or is that each chew? I bet it tastes like Toms dick. Now why did I go and say that. That was dumb.

Tom has no dick, silleh.

[sparkly]

I'd love to take that cake and throw it at Tiny Tom.

[aabbcc]

Damn Tom, just rent out Chuck-E-Cheese for the day or hire a backyard bouncy castle.

Kids go nuts for those bouncy things, but something like that is probably too white trash for TinyTom. Gotta do it up big so the whole world can see what a great father he is. Who cares about what might make the kid happy.

[H. Lecter]

Seeing Tom has no Movies and probably will be out of work for the near future and spending money like crazy ....

I guess he is on the M.C. Hammer train...you know the bankrupcy special that so many stars have used before...

60 000 USD for a cake? Who is inside? XENU?