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Thread: Tom Cruise: I wanted to marry Katie Holmes after the first day we met

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrevMaxwell View Post
    Sex tape?!! Oh I can see it now,

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    Suri: Just like you do with the pool boy, daddy? And uncle Miscaviage? And uncle Travolta? And the man who delivers the flowers? And...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I've read elsewhere (FreeKatie, I think) that Katie was quite the binge and puker in college, so I'm guessing all that stomach acid wouldn't have helped her real teeth either.
    That would explain the dark circles under her eyes and how gaunt she often looks.

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    of course you wanted to marry her after the first day you met, wasn't that the whole purpose of the meeting anyway?

    about katie's teeth: i think it's just a weird picture and a bad angle. she doesn't have perfect hollywood teeth but they don't look like this either.

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    ^what's going on with her chest in that pic?
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    Holy wonk boob!

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    I remember Katie Holmes smiling in Dawsons Creek with the tip of her tongue poking through and it would look a bit weird. Maybe that's why she is too scared to smile now?

    Cruise has a new movie out with Cameron Diaz, I've forgotten the name of it.

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    Knight and Day is the movie. And it looks lame.

    yeah Tommy Boy, we believe you....suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    Geez! The lengths that this midge man will go! What is next? A sex tape? Oh no. I should not have given him any ideas!!
    I could use a good laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post
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    Knight and Day is the movie. And it looks lame.

    yeah Tommy Boy, we believe you....suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
    Mr. Movie was talking about it on the radio this morning and said how lame Tom and cameron are and that the movie is probably bad. He was really funny this morning slamming lots of movies and celebs. He said Jaden Smith seems to be a good little actor but that he is arrogant.
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    (tangent) oh man, hell yes, Will and Jada's kids are arrogant as all get out.
    Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.

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