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    He's carrying her so that we won't see that she's WAY OLDER THAN THEY WANT US TO THINK!!!!!

    Okay. I feel better now. It just had to be said. Thank you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Am I the only one creeped out by the way he has his face near her ear? :S
    Nope, I was about to post something regarding this. Is he gonna make out with her OR suck her brain out through her ear???
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Well he is a hobbitt.

    Wonder if his feet are hairy and he eats about 15 meals a day. You just know this SOB would keep the ring, run with Saarin and eventually turn into Smiggle, creeping around saying My Precious!
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    ^Well, Wes he does think "rings" are precious
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    She's got some awfully looong legs for a two-year old. She's lost the chubby-baby look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Am I the only one creeped out by the way he has his face near her ear? :S
    No. I thought it looked like he's giving her a romantic ear nuzzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Kid is almost as big as TinyTom. No way she's not even 2yo yet.
    That's exactly what I was going to say. She looks like she's about 2.5.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    freak.
    Double freak!

    I'm really starting to think Tom Cruise will be the new Michael Jackson on the weirdness scale.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Am I the only one creeped out by the way he has his face near her ear? :S
    No, you aren't. I'm sure it was just a really awkward photo but....it does look creepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    Pffft. I ain't buyin' it. Just another photo op since the tabloids have reported Suri "missing."
    Yeah that's exactly what I was going to say!! Looks like Tom's PR peeps are on the ball and reading all the gossip mags huh!

    I wonder if his other kids feel left out or anything like that since he has a biological daughter. You dont really see him with his other 2 kids that often do you??

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    2 years old... *coughs* BULLSHIT!

    Look how long her legs are!

    My neice is turning 2 in 2 weeks time... there is no way that Suri is the same age and my neice is tall for her age (dad is 6'4" and mum is 5'9")... netiher Tom or Katie are tall, so chance are Suri isn't either... nope... cute kid, but lot older than 2!
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    Katie is tall isnt she!? I always thought she was hella tall.....or is that because she stands next to short guys?

    So is the rumor still around about Suri being Chris Klein's bubba or am I outta the loop lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Kid is almost as big as TinyTom. No way she's not even 2yo yet.
    Thats what I noticed!! But maybe she takes after Katie. I think Suri is adorable.

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    where's your other kids tom!?!

    and p.s. she's ugly!

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    No doubt in my mind that he's a good daddy, but he's still a FREAK!

    She is a doll.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Rich people...Baby Gap is still doing well.
    That's right. No Garanimals for Suri!

    She probably never wears the same thing twice.

    Quote Originally Posted by WesCAdle View Post
    I was wondering if they had the sand changed before she was photographed because neighborhood cats are known to frequent these sites quite often. They are like public restrooms to kitties.
    Eh, makes the sandbox more fun. Gives the kids some extra stuff to play with.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    2 years old... *coughs* BULLSHIT!

    Look how long her legs are!

    My neice is turning 2 in 2 weeks time... there is no way that Suri is the same age and my neice is tall for her age (dad is 6'4" and mum is 5'9")... netiher Tom or Katie are tall, so chance are Suri isn't either... nope... cute kid, but lot older than 2!
    Not that I'm doubting that they're lying about her age, but it's possible that she is just tall for her age, regardless of her parents' height.

    Both my parents are average/short-- Dad was only about 5'8, Mom is 5'3. I'm not 'tall' at nearly 5'7, but was always one of the tallest girls in my class throughout elementary school.

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