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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    HAHA. You guys are killing me.
    Maybe the cupcakes will have little alien antlers on them. And Tom will come through the door in his Captain Save the Earth costume ready for battle with his Robobride by his side!

    They'll probably wheel out Jeff Conway and his crackho Vicky at which time Tiny Tom Farkwad will let Suri lay hands on him and he will get up out of the chair and be cured making profound statements in Gary Buseyspeak. Or maybe they'll save this for Suri's second birthday bash. Wonder if JHo made a list of items required and the guests will be given pink and blue masks to wear when the basterbabes are "presented". What a photo op!
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    those damned cruises are looking to steal some babies!
    exactly...or they want the number to their fertility clinic!!


    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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