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Thread: Tom Cruise and fellow nutjobs to throw tacky party for Jennifer Lopez's crotchvomit

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    They are such good friends but Victoria Beckham nor Katie attended JLo's baby shower, and the main thing is that NONE of them were there to give JLo and Marc support at any of their premiers for "El Cantante". That is what good friends are for.

    This party must be all about Tom trying to lure new recruits.

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    feck me, it's sorta like Rosemary's Baby but after she's given birth. Good job Jlo was nowhere near the turkey baster when she wanted kids. They'd have come out with the manic laugh, in raybans, pointing their index fingers at the midwife.

    Is it me or do you think these freaks need to be eradicated from society, in the same way our ancestors thought about the nazis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wingnut View Post
    feck me, it's sorta like Rosemary's Baby but after she's given birth. Good job Jlo was nowhere near the turkey baster when she wanted kids. They'd have come out with the manic laugh, in raybans, pointing their index fingers at the midwife.
    Huh? Are you saying she didn't get turkey basted by the $cis?

    She most definately was hanging around TomKat during their wedding last year and voila she becomes pregnant with twins shortly thereafter. She also went on record stating her dad is a $ci. It's all a tad too convenient for me.

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    It wouldn't surprise me, Marc Anthony doesn't seem like the kind of guy who could get it up for long without suffering from low blood pressure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calimaster View Post
    They are such good friends but Victoria Beckham nor Katie attended JLo's baby shower, and the main thing is that NONE of them were there to give JLo and Marc support at any of their premiers for "El Cantante". That is what good friends are for.

    This party must be all about Tom trying to lure new recruits.
    That's exactly what I was thinking. I guess co$ is trying to lure and trap newborns now.

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    A "Welcome to the World" party? Oh...my...

    to this thread title though, Grimm, you kill me with these every time!
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    Oh, to be a fly on the wall at that freakshow

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    ^I can just see Tiny Tom passing out pamphlets about how vitamins cure heroin addiction, and how Xenu can make you immortal.

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    I love the title of this thread.

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    The Becks, Will Smith, & now Jlo - Cruise is head hunting for Sci. I'm not sure that blowing $200 000 on a kid's party is a good idea. With his career in doubt he should really start to hold on to his money. It's not like he's Larry Birkhead (man of the golden meal ticket) with years of potential earnings ahead of him - unless he finds away to pimp out Suri (which he almost surely will).

    Give him credit though. He knows that the way to JLo's heart is through her big, fat ego!

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    *cough*Recruitment Party*cough*
    so true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me, Marc Anthony doesn't seem like the kind of guy who could get it up for long without suffering from low blood pressure


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    A party with Tom and Katie ...YIPPPEEE... can't wait to see Tom in his lilac ties and vests

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    ^And don't forget how he will "present" Katebot. He's a goober.

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    What a bunch of asswipes; so into themselves and their materialistic pathetic way of living.
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