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Thread: Tom Cruise buliding a moat around his mansion so Katie Holmes can't escape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonestar View Post
    i can't come up with anything witty or snarky enough to match the sheer ridiculousness of a moat. a moat? really?

    we should all buy inter-tubes and go float around in it like it's an amusement park.
    I say we all hit the moat in a bunch of these:

    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    How scary would that be knowing that you were being watched 24-7...?

    Surely, she must have to have some thoughts of getting out by now...
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    She's gotta be kicking herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    This picture is just hysterical. If they ever decide to do a movie together, they'd be perfect as a mentally-challenged couple.
    Her laugh is now more maniacal than HIS! Dear GOD. er. Xenu help us.

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    Dude, his paranoia is going to morph him into the next Howard Hughes!

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    A moat?!?!? Is it going to have a draw bridge too? Will there be guards? lol!


    He just keeps riding the psycho train.
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    Another wall to keep Robobride from escape...

    Sad news for all of us who are mere prisioners of our body Thetans

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    Why is she so damn big in the picture? Looks like she was photoshopped in.

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    It's amazing how crazy this guy has become. Watching Top Gun is no longer the same since we know how insane Tom is - I cannot longer view him as this hot guy.

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    She's got the retarded Tom Cruise shit-eating grin and mad man laugh down pat; scary.

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    Tom really thinks his movies are real life installing all that security shit.

    And as for that other mess...:

    But [Katie] knows she canít escape the roving eyes of the cameras that are constantly sweeping the house

    ...That really sucks for Katie... Where in the world is she going to masturbate to her picture of David Beckham now if Tom is constantly watching her???!!! Crisis!

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    Ha ha ha! Tiny Tom thinks he's a king and is setting up a fortress to hide away his queen and princess. Wonder if they will use fresh water for alligators or salt walter for crocodiles. Maybe Bindi Irwin can give him some useful advice on this. WTF are they putting this monstrousity and aren't there zoning laws preventing this medieval type of insanity?? TT is in serious need of a 5150 for the world'd safety. He's becoming reminiscent of Howard Hughes more and more each day. All I can say is grab the kid and run KatE run!
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    I can't stand Katie Holmes. I wish she would have known what she was getting into. But then, she probably wouldn't have cared anyway, since she probably thought marrying Tom would give her a true career.

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    I wonder what he'll do when he has her on tape not only picking her nose but playing with her collection of mechanized dildos which she'll need since she's not getting any from him.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    I'd be interested in seeing what footage the cameras would get of him ...trying on his dresses.

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