Tom Cruise buliding a moat around his mansion so Katie Holmes can't escape!

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 16th, 2008, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by lonestar

i can't come up with anything witty or snarky enough to match the sheer ridiculousness of a moat. a moat? really?

we should all buy inter-tubes and go float around in it like it's an amusement park.

I say we all hit the moat in a bunch of these:

**MissVenus** · March 16th, 2008, 11:45 PM

How scary would that be knowing that you were being watched 24-7...?

Surely, she must have to have some thoughts of getting out by now...

**NicoleWasHere** · March 16th, 2008, 11:51 PM

She's gotta be kicking herself.

**baked_tater** · March 17th, 2008, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by Trixiebelle

This picture is just hysterical. If they ever decide to do a movie together, they'd be perfect as a mentally-challenged couple.

Her laugh is now more maniacal than HIS! Dear GOD. er. Xenu help us.

**Fluffy** · March 17th, 2008, 12:46 AM

Dude, his paranoia is going to morph him into the next Howard Hughes!

**abbyroadme** · March 17th, 2008, 01:20 AM

A moat?!?!? Is it going to have a draw bridge too? Will there be guards? lol!

He just keeps riding the psycho train.

**H. Lecter** · March 17th, 2008, 01:39 AM

Another wall to keep Robobride from escape...

Sad news for all of us who are mere prisioners of our body Thetans

**MrsMarsters** · March 17th, 2008, 02:42 AM

Why is she so damn big in the picture? Looks like she was photoshopped in.

**arie_skop** · March 17th, 2008, 06:14 AM

It's amazing how crazy this guy has become. Watching Top Gun is no longer the same since we know how insane Tom is - I cannot longer view him as this hot guy.

DitaPage* · March 17th, 2008, 07:17 AM

She's got the retarded Tom Cruise shit-eating grin and mad man laugh down pat; scary.

**cmmdee** · March 17th, 2008, 09:26 AM

Tom really thinks his movies are real life installing all that security shit.

And as for that other mess...:

But [Katie] knows she can’t escape the roving eyes of the cameras that are constantly sweeping the house.”

...That really sucks for Katie... Where in the world is she going to masturbate to her picture of David Beckham now if Tom is constantly watching her???!!! Crisis!

**WesCAdle** · March 17th, 2008, 10:37 AM

Ha ha ha! Tiny Tom thinks he's a king and is setting up a fortress to hide away his queen and princess. Wonder if they will use fresh water for alligators or salt walter for crocodiles. Maybe Bindi Irwin can give him some useful advice on this. WTF are they putting this monstrousity and aren't there zoning laws preventing this medieval type of insanity?? TT is in serious need of a 5150 for the world'd safety. He's becoming reminiscent of Howard Hughes more and more each day. All I can say is grab the kid and run KatE run!

**NicoleWasHere** · March 17th, 2008, 10:38 AM

I can't stand Katie Holmes. I wish she would have known what she was getting into. But then, she probably wouldn't have cared anyway, since she probably thought marrying Tom would give her a true career.

**buttmunch** · March 17th, 2008, 10:40 AM

I wonder what he'll do when he has her on tape not only picking her nose but playing with her collection of mechanized dildos which she'll need since she's not getting any from him.