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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    I don't buy the spin, either.
    Methinks her and longtime girlfriend (the dark-haired chick) have more chemistry than her and Guy. Can't think of her name, though. Anyone? I think she's from South America.
    Ingrid Casares I think.

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    ^^ Yes yes, that one! Thanks


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    YEAH MADONNA LIKES PUSSY ANYWAYS. but ill take some Guy

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    She's such a bithc

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    The lady doth protest too much...


    And who is she having this incredibly awesome erotic sex WITH exactly?
    Sting? and Lady Trudy?
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    Didn't Dennis Rodman call her a "dead lay" after their brief hook-up?

    I seems to remember something like that...but he also said she was "flexible"
    Haha, Billy Bob Thornton also said that fucking the "most beautiful woman in the world" (Angelina) was like fucking a couch, thats why he prefers normal women. That still cracks me up. I think Madonna (and Angelina, for that matter) are over the top regarding their sexuality for spin, not because they are actually fantastic lovers.
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    The way I see it, with the right person, we can all be great lovers. With someone we're not clicking with...phhffttt....
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    The only "erotica" this bitch is experiencing is looking at pictures of herself while diddling her frozen zone
    wtf? ahhaahhahahahahahaha luv it!

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    She's old and haggard, she's had her day, everyone knows it... no matter how many tacky collaborations she does with JT & Timbaland... no matter how much she pushes her crotch in everyone's face... no matter how hot she reckons her sex-life is... she tries too hard... that is what I have always detested about her is that try-too-hard mentality. I wish she'd just retire gracefully, cover herself up, have a cuppa and fuck off.
    vaya con dios

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    She's getting a bit old to use her "erotic sexuality" to sell music.

    BTW, there was a photo floating around the web recently, showing her carrying a strap on inside a bag. Ritchie was right behind her, so I can only hope it wasn't for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    BTW, there was a photo floating around the web recently, showing her carrying a strap on inside a bag. Ritchie was right behind her, so I can only hope it wasn't for him.
    That's a lovely image. Thank you.


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    ^No problem.

    And here's the pic:
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    The Penetrator. What an original name.

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    Surely anybody in their RIGHT mind (i.e. not posing for PR shots!) would carry such things in a plain bag.... What Guy Ritchie only has to put up with!

    As for her past, didn't one of her ex-flings (perhaps it was Rodman again) say of her, "She weren't no sexual athlete"? What a putdown! On the other hand, maybe that's why she's trying so hard...
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