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    So I guess with Ambien you need to have something to counteract the sedative effect..some kind of upper..

    So does an Ambien/ many Diet Mt. Dews/Cialis/Strong vodka combo seem ok? As long as one does not attempt to drive or shave anything?
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    Well, to be fair to the old goat he says he got an emergency call in the middle of the night.
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    Looks like we won't see pictures of the peen just yet.

    Just like Perez Hilton, we heard that one of Tiger's mistresses was trying to sell naked pictures of him to Playgirl. Don't start salivating just yet (gay) boys and girls.

    Just this morning we heard that the mag isn't going to purchase them. The former mistress—we're not sure which of the 10 million possible candidates it is—was asking for several hundred thousand dollars for the pictures, and Playgirl didn't want to pony up that much cash for them, especially since they didn't know if they were real. (And we still don't know how explicit the proffered pics are.) But given all the tail that is working its way out of the shadows, it doesn't seem impossible that he'd send pictures of his penis over his cellphone. Where's James Lipton when you need him?http://gawker.com/5420866/dont-get-h...so-a-cocktease

    I'm starting to wonder if Elin ever got it more than two times with him. And maybe he has some sort of weird Madonna/whore complex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Well, to be fair to the old goat he says he got an emergency call in the middle of the night.
    well it must have been the ambien cause he must have forgotten that he is rich and uber famous and could have called anyone at anytime to show up and drive him anywhere. If I were him I would never drive myself. Hell I would not even wipe my own damn ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    And maybe he has some sort of weird Madonna/whore complex?
    I could see that. I don't think he's Catholic, but that wouldn't preclude him from having some sort of complex like that.
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    Hmmm....seems he might have been drunk after all when he crashed.


    The Florida Highway Patrol listed “driving under the influence with property damage” as the reason it wanted the sample, reported TMZ.com, which obtained a copy of the request for a subpoena.

    The document says the FHP believed Woods might have been drinking because a witness “stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day and the same witness removed the driver from the vehicle after the collision.”

    Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren pulled him from his SUV after the crash.

    Police reports show that Woods drove from his driveway into bushes across the street, then across another street into a line of hedges, only to zip back across that street and strike a fire hydrant. Woods then went straight -- and plowed into a tree, where his SUV came to a stop.

    The wild ride followed a fight with Nordegren over Woods’ affairs. Woods has admitted to “transgressions” and said he let his family down.

    Nordegren was asked at the scene if Woods was on any medication and she reportedly went inside and came back out with two pill bottles. The request for a subpoena states that the witness said he was on Ambien and Vicodin.

    Read more: Cops believed Tiger Woods had been drinking: report - NYPOST.com
    Cops believed Tiger Woods had been drinking: report - NYPOST.com
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    DUI MUST be added.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    WTF is wrong with you people? I live for this shit! More Toger dirt! Yay.

    Seriously. We haven't had scandal this good since Britney shaved her head.

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    I used to take Ambien to go to sleep. If you don't zonk out immediately you start hallucinating and talking complete shit. Never porked on it though. The Mr. just used to tell me to shut the hell up and go to sleep.

    Lucky bastard...
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    Where's the sex tape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    How long before Lindsay Lohan comes out, and tries to sell her 'Tiger Woods fucked me for drugs!' story?
    How long till Joss Stone comes out with "I fucked Tiger for tracks?"

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