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    Tiger Loves Kinky Drug-Hazed Sex!
    who doesn't?
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    I took Ambien several years ago for a short period, and all it did was knock my ass out. It served it's purpose. Never would have thought of it as a drug to get fucked up on, or to make sex better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Oh please. How is a sedative supposed to enhance an orgasm?
    Exactly...." Oh ,oh, oh,.... .I'm coming, I'm co..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........"
    Jack I swear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    How long before Lindsay Lohan comes out, and tries to sell her 'Tiger Woods fucked me for drugs!' story?
    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    And no doubt, she'll post it on her Tweeter, Nicole...but not after going on a car chase on the highway to stalk Samantha!
    Lol, way too many stories about her and [insert randon guy] have appeared lately, all proven fake, maybe she's the one who's starting the rumors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Since when is Ambien an over the counter drug? I thought it was Rx only and an addictive controlled substance?
    Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    * off to buy some Aventis stock since the whole world will now be buying ambien *
    Yes!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post
    ohhhhhh a challenge! give that a try - report back!
    YES!!!

    I want some now too!!!! Who knew? Although I know of someone who had 'psychotic breaks' when they took Ambien-had to stop right away. I am kind of afraid to try it, but I do have sleep problems and all....????
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    * off to buy some Aventis stock since the whole world will now be buying ambien *
    LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    whatta piece of shit this guy has turned out to be. well i always thought he was skeeze, but this just justifies my dislike of him
    Seems like they all make like a turd and roll down hill eventually, huh? It's getting depressing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    * off to buy some Aventis stock since the whole world will now be buying ambien *

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Oh please. How is a sedative supposed to enhance an orgasm?
    You got me. I'm an RN but never heard of this side effect. (But admittedly curious now!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Since when is Ambien an over the counter drug? I thought it was Rx only and an addictive controlled substance?
    It is a controlled substance, but one that (judging by what I see daily) is surprisingly easy as fuck to get a script for. Even if you're not Tiger Woods with enough fuck-you money to burn.
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    Ambien put me into a coma and gave me a drug hangover the next morning. Something is obviously wrong with me.

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    Credit: Robert Cianflone/Getty Images; X17online.com
    Exclusive: Tiger Dreamt of Mistress, Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz Having Sex



    Want a peek into Tiger Woods' erotic dream life?
    It involves one of his alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel -- in a menage a trois with New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.

    The new issue of Us Weekly reports that NYC club manager Uchitel, 34, bragged to friends of her flings with the rich and famous -- Uchitel's conquests apparently included Woods plus Ryan Seacrest, Jeter and the married Boreanaz.
    A boastful Uchitel allegedly forwarded along a bizarre, extremely private email from Woods, 33, in which he referenced her famous flings.

    Woods' email, Uchitel's friend tells Us, details the athlete's "disturbing dream."
    "I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."
    The married athlete then explains how wired he is from his X-rated vision of Uchitel with TV and baseball hunks. "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."


    News – Tiger Dreamt of Mistress, Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz Having Sex – Celebrity News – UsMagazine.com
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Elin has to be just dying inside with every new revelation. This kind of stuff just eats away at your pride and your self-esteem; no amount of money will restore that.

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    But ditching him and making off with a nice chunk of that prick's cash and fucking the shit out of some HOT manly men (as opposed to her dorkfaced, spindly-calfed hubby) and enjoying the hell out of your life as a still-hot 29 yr old will!

    DO IT, Elin!
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    It probably would (I know it would help me a lot in that situation!), but she doesn't appear to be leaving.

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    One bad side effect of Ambien, sleep eating:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/14/health/14sleep.html

    With my luck, I'd wake up with my face in the crisper and the fridge motor burnt out

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