Tiger Woods loves kinky drug-hazed sex!

**NicoleWasHere** · December 4th, 2009, 01:26 PM

How long before Lindsay Lohan comes out, and tries to sell her 'Tiger Woods fucked me for drugs!' story?

**cmmdee** · December 4th, 2009, 01:33 PM

And no doubt, she'll post it on her Tweeter, Nicole...but not after going on a car chase on the highway to stalk Samantha!

**NicoleWasHere** · December 4th, 2009, 01:34 PM

Maybe she'll tweet and drive at the same time, and go on another epic high speed chase, like that one guy who was supposed to be some DJ several months back.

**sluce** · December 4th, 2009, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Brookie

It's probably the reason he was found snoring next to his vehicle following the incident; he took the Ambien but forgot to have sex.

Or when he began having sex with his wife he was so sleepy he called her by the wrong name....

I called my husband the wrong name once. Boy did that make for a long night!

**travelbug** · December 4th, 2009, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by fgg

now i want to see what happens during sex while taking ambien...

Me too! And we have some in our medicine cabinet. Why didn't my doctor tell me of this side benefit?

**AliceInWonderland** · December 4th, 2009, 01:44 PM

whatta piece of shit this guy has turned out to be. well i always thought he was skeeze, but this just justifies my dislike of him

**Trixie** · December 4th, 2009, 01:50 PM

Kinda makes you wonder what took so long for this info to come out, doesn't it?

**levitt** · December 4th, 2009, 02:01 PM

I'm so not sick of this shit yet. It's like a bad film.

**Zee** · December 4th, 2009, 02:12 PM

Googled ambien sex. Sounds like it can turn the tamest of church ladies into sluts.

The things you learn- next time I need pills for international flights- It's Ambien.

**Brookie** · December 4th, 2009, 02:19 PM

It's a fatal trainwreck - blood, guts, body parts, sports, fame - who can look away from that (except Grimm, of course!). It's got all the elements of an Emmy award-winning HBO series. Will Smith can play Tiger.

**buttmunch** · December 4th, 2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Trixie

Since when is Ambien an over the counter drug? I thought it was Rx only and an addictive controlled substance?

It's is controlled.

Originally Posted by Zee

Googled ambien sex. Sounds like it can turn the tamest of church ladies into sluts.

The things you learn- next time I need pills for international flights- It's Ambien.

So you're going to have rampant, slutty sex on an international flight? I want stories from that trip.

**sluce** · December 4th, 2009, 02:44 PM

Zee in the international mile high club coming soon to YouTube!

**sharky** · December 4th, 2009, 02:45 PM

I tried Ambien once (for sleep) and I started staggering around the room and freaked my husband out.

It's a good thing the bushes, fire hydrant, wall and tree stopped him from entering public traffic.

Tiger!!! Stop being so cheap!!! You have a billion dollars! You know who needs to be paid!

**Coban** · December 4th, 2009, 03:09 PM

I've never liked Tiger Woods -- he's always seemed like an uptight, smug prick.

I actually like him more now that I know he likes sluts and drugs. (Not that I recommend either.)

By the way, what is a "nightclub VIP hostess "? Is she just a prostitute?

**VenusInFauxFurs** · December 4th, 2009, 03:13 PM

I used to take Ambien to go to sleep. If you don't zonk out immediately you start hallucinating and talking complete shit. Never porked on it though. The Mr. just used to tell me to shut the hell up and go to sleep.