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    Here's Michael's (from DListed) take about Hiddleston and Swift going to that Selena Gomez concert.


    Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston’s “We’re Really, Really In Love” Tour Made A Stop In Nashville


    “On your left, is the French impressionist painting titled ‘Stunt Queens At A Concert’ by Monet’s ghost, 2016” – a tour guide at the Shameless PR Couples Hall of Fame and Museum.


    Okay, it’s one thing to dance like a malfunctioning cymbal monkey next to Taylor Swift at the Met Gala. But busting out some awkward dad head bops at a Selena Gomez concert is another thing that does not need to happen ever. One week after their young adult romance book cover photo shoot came out in The Sun, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston hugged on each other and danced together at her BFF Selena Gomez’s show in Nashville, TN last night. When Meat Loaf sings, “I would do anything for love,” (or in this case, “I would do anything for PR“) he meant anything BUT dance at a Selena Gomez concert.
    Videos of ToTay dancing have popped up on Twitter and Snapchat, and I know he’s only 9 years older than her, but he looks like an uncomfortable suburban dad chaperone trying to look like a cool and hip dad in front of his daughter’s tween friends at a Selena Gomez concert. I mean, Selena Gomez!
    Here’s one video and I know it’s dark, but when the light hits Tom’s face as he dad grooves to a fucking Selena Gomez song, I imagine him thinking to himself, “I really should’ve asked for a ‘no Selena Gomez concerts’ clause in our relationship contract.”
    One source tells E! News that Tay Tay asked Tom to go to the Selena Gomez show with him, because she wanted him to meet members of her squad and thinks he’s the one:

    “Taylor invited Tom to go. Tom always wants to please Taylor and show her that her friends matter. Taylor likes that about Tom.
    Taylor was hesitant to get involved so quickly after Adam, but she felt that [Calvin Harris] was not giving her what she wanted for sometime so she was ready to move on towards the tail end of their relationship anyway. She felt like she was a little school girl with a huge crush. She loves the fact that Tom acts like such a mature man. She loves that he is older. She feels very safe and protected with him. The attraction is very strong.
    Tom wants to be with Taylor. Taylor said she thinks he is the one, as odd and new as it sounds.”

    That reads like something out of a 6th grader’s book report on a Nicholas Sparks novel.

    So, it’s been a week and Tom Hiddleston has already given us a hilariously awkward couples photo shoot, a hilariously awkward chonies photo shoot and now he’s given us hilariously awkward dance moves at a Selena Gomez concert. (I’ll never get over Tom Hiddleston at a Selena Gomez concert.) What’s next? The paparazzi are going to “catch” Tom and Taylor nuzzling against each other’s faces while wearing matching “T Heart T” t-shirts as they push her cats in a stroller during a walk with her squad? Will the producers of the Bond movies give Tom the role already so this madness can end? Actually, can they wait a few weeks before doing that, because I really want to see pictures of Tom wearing a “T Heart T” t-shirt while pushing Taylor’s cats in a stroller.
    For pics and videos check the article:
    Dlisted | Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston’s “We’re Really, Really In Love” Tour Made A Stop In Nashville
    No, no, NOOO. Of course he's not the boy's father. Look at the turn ups on his jeans!

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    Ah, thanks RobbieLee!

    It's so clear her publicist is the "source." If you've read the statement her PR wrote to GQ about the Kanye/Kim thing, it's the same very stilted, elementary school level writing. It's very distinct and a lot of people made fun of it re: the GQ thing, so I don't know why her PR thinks their writing style is not obvious at this point.
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    And because I think some of Michael's snark is really funny, here's his take on Hiddleston's awkward posing from his underwear photoshoot:

    Tom Hiddleston Is Giving You “JCPenney Underwear Model” Poses In W Magazine

    It hasn’t even been one full week since Tom Hiddleston started officially promotinghis latest project, being Taylor Swift’s 100% real piece, and he’s already doing thirsty shit like this. I guess you gotta strike while the PR whore iron is piping hot.
    W Magazine (which stands for “Why? Magazine” today) pushed out these hilarious pictures of Tom letting us know that he dresses to the right while posing in his chonies for some photo shoot. I figured that a long ass interview was posted along with these panty pictures, but nope. It doesn’t look like there’s an interview. W did put up this little blurb with the pics, and it screams “I AM DATING TAYLOR SWIFT. MAKE ME THE NEW JAMES BOND!”

    There’s a reason why everyone — Taylor Swift included — wants a piece of Tom Hiddleston, star of The Night Manager and the upcoming Marvel blockbuster Thor: Ragnarok, and it’s not just his acting chops. (Though those help.) Here, in this W photo shoot, our British crush proves he’s just as comfortable wearing the dapper suits that have made him a leading contender to become the new James Bond, as he is out of them.

    There’s nothing better than a topless dude photo shoot, but these pictures are where awkward and uncomfortable meet. In some of the pictures, Tom looks like he’s standing in the middle of an examining room in his doctor’s office and he’s extra nervous because he’s about to get his prostate checked and the Taco Bell he had for lunch has digested and is about to make a run for the border. In other pictures, he looks like he’s doing the “before” pose for an ad for a new erectile dysfunction med. And he also looks like somebody’s hot dad who is reluctantly posing for pictures for his new escort ad after deciding that he’s going to try hooking to get his family out of debt. With that said, I’ll gladly take all of these cheesy ass pictures.5
    Calvin Harris also posed in his chonies, so I’m sensing a trend…. My fingers are going to hate me for typing this and will probably band together to slap me in the face, but I have to put it out there. If “dating” Tay Tay will lead to Prince Hot Gingeposing in his chonies, then please make this happen, Taylor’s publicist!
    And here’s more pictures from Tom Hiddleston’s rejected JCPenney catalog shoot as well as pictures of him working the pap stroll in NYC over the weekend.

    Source: Dlisted | Tom Hiddleston Is Giving You “JCPenney Underwear Model” Poses In W Magazine
    No, no, NOOO. Of course he's not the boy's father. Look at the turn ups on his jeans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoNoRehab View Post
    Ah, thanks RobbieLee!

    It's so clear her publicist is the "source." If you've read the statement her PR wrote to GQ about the Kanye/Kim thing, it's the same very stilted, elementary school level writing. It's very distinct and a lot of people made fun of it re: the GQ thing, so I don't know why her PR thinks their writing style is not obvious at this point.
    That statement from her publicist outshines everything. It was that long and unecessary and full of back tracking. And then it was also trying to be condescending towards Kim which was hilarious and which will hopefully extend this feud.
    No, no, NOOO. Of course he's not the boy's father. Look at the turn ups on his jeans!

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    Laughing out loud at work. I totally agree those photos were awkward.

    And he also looks like somebody’s hot dad who is reluctantly posing for pictures for his new escort ad after deciding that he’s going to try hooking to get his family out of debt.

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    OK, I officially feel like a moron because I didn't know until just now what "dressing to the right" meant. I can't believe I admitted that either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stella blue View Post
    OK, I officially feel like a moron because I didn't know until just now what "dressing to the right" meant. I can't believe I admitted that either.
    I'm confused. I feel like he's packing to the left. So because he's packing to the left, does that mean he's dressing to the right? I thought it'd be better to say dressing to the left? That's my deep thought of the day.

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    Dressing is whichever way the peen is going.

    I must go study the pic more, I didn't notice which way he dresses. I may enlarge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Dressing is whichever way the peen is going.

    I must go study the pic more, I didn't notice which way he dresses. I may enlarge.
    No enlargement required.
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    I feel so much secondhand embarrassment. This relationship & PR business is so blatant and weird. A Selena Gomez concert?


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    How many people's hands does she have to hold? That's awkward.
    LOL. This is the first thing I thought of. They look ridiculous. 1st graders hold hands less than these guys do.
    In my entire life I have never had the urge to hold more than just one person's hand. That is unless I am in a large group jumping off of a cliff or something......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BelledeJour View Post
    ^I think she got them before?!


    Here are the pictures:


    they werent that big before?

    why are they all holding hands, lame

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    Looks like a dad taking his daughters out to a concert and making them hold hands so they don't get seperated. Seriously, she's what, 26? It's about time she starts acting like an adult and stop bringing friends along on her dates.
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    I still hold hands with my daughter when we leave a concert and she's almost 25 so I don't see the big deal with that. I'm gonna admit I'm just jealous of whatever she's doing with him legit or not. Its more time than I'm gonna get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    I still hold hands with my daughter when we leave a concert and she's almost 25 so I don't see the big deal with that.
    I do the same with my friends at concerts too.
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