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    This story does kind of remind me of the time that Frank Sinatra was supposed to have JFK over for one of his parties.

    JFK had kept his distance from Sinatra (a huge JFK supporter) because he was so mobbed up. But JFK finally agreed to come, and Sinatra even had a special helipad constructed so that JFK's presidential chopper could land right at the party.

    At the last minute, though, JFK bailed on the party, and an enraged Sintra -- instead of sobbing in his bathroom -- ran out to the helipad with a sledge hammer, and personally tried to demolish it.
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    Blind Gossip says Radar Online is full of it. Jake may have been Taylor's third, but he definitely wasn't her first. Or second. Actor Was Definitely Not Her First | BLIND GOSSIP

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    Well Blind Gossip is shit.

    I say Taylor is still a virgin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Well Blind Gossip is shit.

    I say Taylor is sill a virgin.

    And by "still a virgin", you mean she hasn't been gangbanged by 50 Eskimo's.

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    That confuses me.
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    I don't think she lost her virginity to Jake Gyllenhaal, mainly because I find it hard to believe they had sex at all. Wasn't he just using her as a beard? I don't think that she lost it to Joe Jonas, though, like the blind item implies. I remember him doing an interview where he said something along the lines of "Thank God I didn't go there with her, because she's crazy." He didn't name her by name, but it was definitely implied that he was talking about her. I vote for Jon Mayer taking her V card.
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    I'm just wondering why it's so important to know who popped her cherry, if indeed anyone has.
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    Taylor Swift Lost Virginity To Jake Gyllenhaal

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    pish, maybe it was her ass-cherry...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Well contary to popular belief Jake is NOT gay. I would have to run to my bomb shelter if that "came out". There is not enough chocolate for that emergency.

    For Fuck Sake I just wish Taylor would fuck off to Alaska. Does she think this shit is funny? I got it, she wanted an "excuse" to contact him again. Crazy bitch.
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    Every new boyfriend is her First.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob View Post
    And by "still a virgin", you mean she hasn't been gangbanged by 50 Eskimo's.
    I believe Inuit is the preferred term.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob View Post
    gangbanged by 50 Eskimo's.
    Quote Originally Posted by huntsy_2000 View Post
    fuck off to Alaska.
    Wow, you two have a lot in common.
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    Am I missing something? I'm confused, are these some pop culture references/board jokes I'm not in on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinola View Post
    Wow, you two have a lot in common.
    I just want her to go far away and leave Jake alone.
    I bet she could write some good shit about sitting on an iceberg.
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