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    With a face like that maybe Carrot Top has been forced to develop his skills more?

    Plus, Lord Disick has that impenetrable chaunch film on him from having fucked a Kardashian.
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    wait, what? did i wake up in the twilight zone? you people are nuts.
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    I cannot even believe I'm suggesting that I would fuck either one of them. I wouldn't . . . most likely. I'm just saying that I don't think Scott is a better option than Carrot Top, even with a full beard and double bagged.

    I feel dirty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    wait, what? did i wake up in the twilight zone? you people are nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post

    And I like redheaded guys (I'm a redhead myself), I have weird taste I guess.
    Speaking as a fellow redhead I have to say ARE YOU NUTS???

    Dear Gods, I would rather fill my cooch with infuriated scorpions than fuck that freak!
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    Only nightmare missing is Sisco balls..and who was ball snarfing?i forget easily..

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    I know someone mentioned snarffeling Skarsguard in that thread. Is that the person? Or just someone riffing on the joke?

    At any rate, I married a ginger and still wouldn't touch C.T. with a ten foot pole. But I'm not going to be hard on Llama. I have some weird people I'd do.
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    The original ballsnarfler was an oldtime poster who eventually got squished by the ban bus. Their legacy didn't just include ballsnarfling; If I recall correctly they also left us with "fairly attractive" and "pancake ass" puns.
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    this thread needs a NSFL-warning!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    The original ballsnarfler was an oldtime poster who eventually got squished by the ban bus. Their legacy didn't just include ballsnarfling; If I recall correctly they also left us with "fairly attractive" and "pancake ass" puns.
    yes... yes... but the name? the name was... and was that the one who coined "do your research, Becky" as well?
    seems like the name started with an "F"... *runs off to googlefoo*

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    Those are both some shitty choices. I wouldn't do either of them with hefty bags for protection.
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    Yes,Jayla!So much fun!I miss her..now we only talk about vacuums and washing machines..
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    Yes,Jayla!So much fun!I miss her..now we only talk about vacuums and washing machines..
    I miss her too. I wish we could have her back kind of on a "guest star" basis. Just to have some fun with before another trip under the bus.
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    And you just know she has that boozy, ciggy-smelling breath...ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    Yes,Jayla!So much fun!I miss her..now we only talk about vacuums and washing machines..
    I was JUST saying the same thing to myself... and then I posted about my washer!
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