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Plus, Lord Disick has that impenetrable chaunch film on him from having fucked a Kardashian.
With a face like that maybe Carrot Top has been forced to develop his skills more?
Plus, Lord Disick has that impenetrable chaunch film on him from having fucked a Kardashian.
What are you looking at, sugar-tits? - Mel Gibson
wait, what? did i wake up in the twilight zone? you people are nuts.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
I cannot even believe I'm suggesting that I would fuck either one of them. I wouldn't . . . most likely. I'm just saying that I don't think Scott is a better option than Carrot Top, even with a full beard and double bagged.
I feel dirty.
What are you looking at, sugar-tits? - Mel Gibson
There's no accounting for taste.Originally Posted by sputnik
Speaking as a fellow redhead I have to say ARE YOU NUTS???
Dear Gods, I would rather fill my cooch with infuriated scorpions than fuck that freak!
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Only nightmare missing is Sisco balls..and who was ball snarfing?i forget easily..
I know someone mentioned snarffeling Skarsguard in that thread. Is that the person? Or just someone riffing on the joke?
At any rate, I married a ginger and still wouldn't touch C.T. with a ten foot pole. But I'm not going to be hard on Llama. I have some weird people I'd do.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
The original ballsnarfler was an oldtime poster who eventually got squished by the ban bus. Their legacy didn't just include ballsnarfling; If I recall correctly they also left us with "fairly attractive" and "pancake ass" puns.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
this thread needs a NSFL-warning!
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
yes... yes... but the name? the name was... and was that the one who coined "do your research, Becky" as well?
seems like the name started with an "F"... *runs off to googlefoo*
JaylaMaria123
that's our bitch!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Those are both some shitty choices. I wouldn't do either of them with hefty bags for protection.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Yes,Jayla!So much fun!I miss her..now we only talk about vacuums and washing machines..
I miss her too. I wish we could have her back kind of on a "guest star" basis. Just to have some fun with before another trip under the bus.
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum
And you just know she has that boozy, ciggy-smelling breath...ewwwwwwwwwwwww
"I am a social vegan; I avoid meet! Anonymous Introvert
I was JUST saying the same thing to myself... and then I posted about my washer!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
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