With a face like that maybe Carrot Top has been forced to develop his skills more?
Plus, Lord Disick has that impenetrable chaunch film on him from having fucked a Kardashian.
With a face like that maybe Carrot Top has been forced to develop his skills more?
Plus, Lord Disick has that impenetrable chaunch film on him from having fucked a Kardashian.
What are you looking at, sugar-tits? - Mel Gibson
wait, what? did i wake up in the twilight zone? you people are nuts.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
I cannot even believe I'm suggesting that I would fuck either one of them. I wouldn't . . . most likely. I'm just saying that I don't think Scott is a better option than Carrot Top, even with a full beard and double bagged.
I feel dirty.
What are you looking at, sugar-tits? - Mel Gibson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Only nightmare missing is Sisco balls..and who was ball snarfing?i forget easily..
I know someone mentioned snarffeling Skarsguard in that thread. Is that the person? Or just someone riffing on the joke?
At any rate, I married a ginger and still wouldn't touch C.T. with a ten foot pole. But I'm not going to be hard on Llama. I have some weird people I'd do.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
The original ballsnarfler was an oldtime poster who eventually got squished by the ban bus. Their legacy didn't just include ballsnarfling; If I recall correctly they also left us with "fairly attractive" and "pancake ass" puns.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
this thread needs a NSFL-warning!
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
yes... yes... but the name? the name was... and was that the one who coined "do your research, Becky" as well?
seems like the name started with an "F"... *runs off to googlefoo*
JaylaMaria123
that's our bitch!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Those are both some shitty choices. I wouldn't do either of them with hefty bags for protection.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Yes,Jayla!So much fun!I miss her..now we only talk about vacuums and washing machines..
And you just know she has that boozy, ciggy-smelling breath...ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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