Tara Reid claims to have once kissed Gisele's husband quarterback Tom Brady

**sputnik** · March 27th, 2014, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

i would say but i'm afraid i'd be wrong and i don't want to mislabel someone with that - they clearly have enough issues!

too late. spill it!

**MohandasKGanja** · March 27th, 2014, 12:23 PM

Okay, it was me! (God, he's dreamy, like a muscular creamsicle!)

**Mel1973** · March 27th, 2014, 12:39 PM

mind the pube stubble, mo!

**BITTER** · March 27th, 2014, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

who was it that wanted to fuck carrot top? i swear, there was a gr member who confessed to that.

Originally Posted by Mel1973

i would say but i'm afraid i'd be wrong and i don't want to mislabel someone with that - they clearly have enough issues!

Was it the same one who was into ballsnarfing?

**sputnik** · March 27th, 2014, 12:59 PM

i don't think so. i doubt mel would have any qualms about outing her.

**Laurent** · March 27th, 2014, 01:49 PM

This shade from a woman who said Scott Disick was even marginally doable???

**Fairy** · March 27th, 2014, 02:02 PM

I swear there was member who wrote about her boyfriend or someone she liked, and he turned about to be dangerous. I think someone linked to it awhile back, but I haven't been able to find it since.

**deenz** · March 27th, 2014, 02:35 PM

Why does she have a vagina in her throat…?

**llamamama** · March 27th, 2014, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

Was it the same one who was into ballsnarfing?

That was me (re: Carrot Top), please go easy on me.

And I've never snarfed a ball in my life. What the hell does that even mean?

**BITTER** · March 27th, 2014, 02:43 PM

^^^She got banned shortly after I got here. Her bf tried to make her do it - something to do with testicles?

**sputnik** · March 27th, 2014, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Laurent

This shade from a woman who said Scott Disick was even marginally doable???

only with a beard!

plus, you have to admit, you'd fuck disick before carrot top too.

Originally Posted by llamamama

That was me (re: Carrot Top), please go easy on me.

do you still want to bang him?

**Fairy** · March 27th, 2014, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

^^^She got banned shortly after I got here. Her bf tried to make her do it - something to do with testicles?

I think so. I think most who read what she posted agreed she wasn't right in the head.

**Laurent** · March 27th, 2014, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

only with a beard!

plus, you have to admit, you'd fuck disick before carrot top too.

The ultimate giant douche or turd sandwich dilemma you just put on me there.

Since we've already cluttered up this thread with a drunk Tara Reid's tit wrinkles and Carrot Top's ginger pubes, I'll just leave this here:

Shower and grower or just shower you think?

**sputnik** · March 27th, 2014, 03:18 PM

dilemma? what dilemma? you have to be crazy to have any kind of conflict regarding whether to fuck this:

vs this:

**llamamama** · March 27th, 2014, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

only with a beard!

plus, you have to admit, you'd fuck disick before carrot top too.

do you still want to bang him?

Thanks for asking, not really. I found him hotter when he was younger before all the p/s. But I think he's still sorta attractive, and he's a likeable guy. I avoid all the bukkake prostitute stories. Ew.

And I like redheaded guys (I'm a redhead myself), I have weird taste I guess.

ETA: I would still choose Carrot Top over Scott Disick. I really would, Scott Disick is a dick, and Carrot Top is a nice guy.