Tallulah Willis on people making fun of her face ‘It was so painful’

[dougie]

ok, you are right. see, i told you i don't keep up. so i need to rename:

Tater
Middle One
Demon Eyes

and chances are i won't remember any of this after i leave the thread ....

Middle One was the one who went around topless to protest Instagram's nudity policy, that has to be the basis for her getting a proper nickname.

eta:
Here's a good one IMO:

Scout went/goes to Brown. Instagram McTit.

[Trixie]

^Ha, yep she's definitely putting that prestigious Brown diploma to good use.

[Kathie_Moffett]

You know I always thought they got that big ole jaw from Bruce but seeing that pic it looks to be mostly Demi.

It's BOTH of them. Hence the chin/head issues with all their offspring. Double whammy jaw genes.

And there's "narcissistic shit parenting" scribbled all over this poor kid's problems. Sure, Mommy's happy to leap valiantly into the fray when things have reached emergency status--it's awesome to be the heroine who shows up and saves the day and all that. Right, whatever, you stupid twat. Try just BEING THERE, consistently, listening, every fucking day, doing your best and actually behaving like you give a damn, for eighteen straight years. Sober. Without a coke spoon grafted to your left nostril, without uploading a bikini pic to Facebook or Instagram every ten minutes, and no paid boy toy tied up in the closet for later. That, Demi, is real parenting, and clearly, your youngest daughter sure could have used some.

[Icepik]

As far as I'm concerned, she shouldn't feel so bad about her looks when the other two are FAR more hideous than she is. She's definitely the prettiest of the sisters.

[Kathie_Moffett]

^^true.

So yeah, we have Taterhead, McTits, and Demon Eyes, who is actually okay-looking and shouldn't be so down on herself. I guess I am having a softie moment....

[Tati]

You know I always thought they got that big ole jaw from Bruce but seeing that pic it looks to be mostly Demi.

I've actually never thought Demi was attractive.

[twitchy2.0]

. I guess I am having a softie moment....

Hang in there. It will pass.

[SapphireJD]

And there's "narcissistic shit parenting" scribbled all over this poor kid's problems. Sure, Mommy's happy to leap valiantly into the fray when things have reached emergency status--it's awesome to be the heroine who shows up and saves the day and all that. Right, whatever, you stupid twat. Try just BEING THERE, consistently, listening, every fucking day, doing your best and actually behaving like you give a damn, for eighteen straight years. Sober. Without a coke spoon grafted to your left nostril, without uploading a bikini pic to Facebook or Instagram every ten minutes, and no paid boy toy tied up in the closet for later. That, Demi, is real parenting, and clearly, your youngest daughter sure could have used some.

Vouch. And where the hell was Bruce? Off with his new family. I'm not generally sympathetic to celebuspawn, but these three were left pretty much without parenting or direction. Tons of money did not substitute. especially with parents who relentlessly chased fame, and then in Demi's case, any type of attention she could get.

[Grandknight]

At one point she was the most attractive of the Willis children.

[twitchy2.0]

It's not like there was stiff competition.

[levitt]

I do honestly feel bad for each and every one of them as they are truly hideous.

[Grandknight]

Here is a young Demi

[Tati]

Woof!

[coolade]

The middle girl is especially unfortunate.

[MohandasKGanja]

(ETA - referring to Demi) I loved how she looked in Blame it on Rio:


And General Hospital:


And About Last Night:


And A Few Good Men: