Tabloid cover magazine roundup: April 8, 2008 - Jennifer Aniston adopting!!!

[dangerous]

I love those tabloid covers. Very amusing.

What's up for next week?
SHOCKING: Nicole Richie dying of cancer, Jole isn't the father of her baby! Who gets the baby?
DNA results confirmed: Angelina and Brad are actually brother and sister!
Miley's tragic car accident. Paralyzed from the waist down?
Jessica Simpson: Born a man! Details inside.

[Kathie_Moffett]

Originally Posted by dangerous

I love those tabloid covers. Very amusing.

What's up for next week?
SHOCKING: Nicole Richie dying of cancer, Jole isn't the father of her baby! Who gets the baby?
DNA results confirmed: Angelina and Brad are actually brother and sister!
Miley's tragic car accident. Paralyzed from the waist down?
Jessica Simpson: Born a man! Details inside.

Now THIS tab I'd read!

[GaPeach]

No I'm waiting for the one that reports Tom and Katie finally beamed up and away into that galaxy far far away....

Or how about Bill and Hil seen having sex - with each other!

Or Justin Timberlake marries -- his mother!

Or Scarlett Johansson caught in the sack with Woody Allen

Meg Ryans lips give interview, however Meg Ryan didn't show up.

Jake finally answers the toothy tile question - no I am not gay! I am actually a woman and Reese is a lesbian!

news at eleven

[Life]

Lol!