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    I never needed/wanted/desired to know, if my grandparents were still getting it on. It was, and still is, a thought that doesn't need to be thunk. If they were, yay for them, if they weren't, yay for them. Same goes with my parents, though my mom likes to inform me that she isn't getting it on, and how that really doesn't bother her. There are some things that I prefer to be willingly ignorant about, and that is my relatives' sex lives, and to keep on topic, I would have preferred to be willfully ignorant about Suzanne Somers' sex life.
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    I swear I am not making this up. I had to take my 96 year old grandmother to the doctor for a checkup post bladder surgery. Jokingly the doctor told her, "Now, *****, you know this means know more sexual activity, right?" Without batting an eye she looked right at him and said "Just vaginal, right?" I threw up a little in my mouth.



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    I could warp little Density Hope's mind with what I know.

    I've got friends who have worked in elder care and retirement homes and these oldsters (and I mean OLD, not people in their prime like us, who Miley considers "old") are not just wandering into each other's rooms accidentally. Once you've walked in on old people fucking you can never unsee that. I see a few people who live in these places and I just know it's gonna happen to me eventually.
    You would think the metal hip plates sparking would be a fire hazard......

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    My 72yo father is engaged. Every weekend they manage to get together he smugly calls me up to let me know. The kind of smug that let's you know he's getting his wick wet.
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    When my grandmother died at 87, I got the task of picking out her funeral clothes. Stumbled onto her lingerie drawer. Red lace teddy granny? Really? LMAO and trying to get that mental picture outta my head simultaneously.
    You know, in a way, I'm disgusted, but a much larger part of me is really proud. We come from good genes, ladies.
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    Gawd does that mean ya'll will be talking about your sex lives on her for the next 50 years lmao
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    No, because I have neither sex nor a life. Also, if I am alive in 50 years, all my posts will be about begging people to come and put me out of my misery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Gawd does that mean ya'll will be talking about your sex lives on her for the next 50 years lmao
    I for one sure hope so! IMO...people in general would be a lot happier if they were getting good sex on the regular.
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    well that could explain why I'm such a bitch lol
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    Gawd me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    When my grandmother died at 87, I got the task of picking out her funeral clothes. Stumbled onto her lingerie drawer. Red lace teddy granny? Really? LMAO and trying to get that mental picture outta my head simultaneously.
    So, she was buried in the red lace teddy then?

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    Gawd does that mean ya'll will be talking about your sex lives on her for the next 50 years lmao
    somebody sounds jealous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    So, she was buried in the red lace teddy then?
    Ha! No. But in retrospect...
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    That would have been funny and yes I'm jealous you whores lmao
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    I'm in my fifties and still that way, problem is, no availability.
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    Bump (but not too hard. Don't want to break anything)

    "I do have a fractured hip right now. That slows me down a little bit, but that's just from all that sex Alan and I are having.'"

    Bonus topless photo at source:
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    It looks like she's peeing.
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    Her and fucking goop are dangerous
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    Alan Hamel must be the horniest man to ever walk the face of the Earth......
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