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    ...you know where Mrs. Roper used to constantly go on about her sex life.
    Mrs. Roper bemoaned her lack of a sex life. Mr. Roper was never interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzyGirl View Post
    Well I definitely stand corrected! LOL - Ok - so mucho sex does not make everyone sore. Good to know. And I'm not saying I am not active (almost 50) - I think hubby and I do a fine job....I think it's Ms Sommers that is just rubbing me the wrong way -

    Everyone else - back to all the sex.
    That may be why it hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwgirl View Post
    I didn't pay attention to how old they were. Can men get it up naturally at that age or do they always need help? My grandfather had prostate surgery and he got some pump thing installed. He and my grandmother, who was 20+ years his junior, used to do it like rabbits. Ewwwww...still shudder at the memories of hearing THAT!
    Ma Kitty (63) assures me that she and stepdad (72) are still banging away quite happily and without assistance, even though he's had two strokes and isn't in the best of health now. And no, I didn't want to know that either.

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    Mel I think we need to break up, I can no longer have a lover who hates curry.
    I make a pretty awesome curry.... *crosses legs seductively*
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    Who can take anything seriously that dumb twat Destinyy Hope Cyrus says.

    I hope her pelvic floor collapses by the time she's 40, so I can laugh at her. Because I'm a mean, evil cunt who likes to make fun of young dumbasses. (And because I know I'll still be fucking!)
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    As long as Suzanne Somers doesn't end up knocked, I don't care what she does!

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    Oh God, why does this woman never shut up. I really don't want to hear about how much sex she is having or not having. Whatever happened to the concept of "it's personal". Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Who can take anything seriously that dumb twat Destinyy Hope Cyrus says.

    I hope her pelvic floor collapses by the time she's 40, so I can laugh at her. Because I'm a mean, evil cunt who likes to make fun of young dumbasses. (And because I know I'll still be fucking!)


    Fuckin' VOUCH times elebenty!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Definition below:

    Urban Dictionary: backed up
    backed-up Strong and muscular.


    That teacher, he be backed-up

    Both could apply, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Definition below:

    Urban Dictionary: backed up
    you mean this one?

    Unable to
    leave loafI ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post



    I make a pretty awesome curry.... *crosses legs seductively*
    You Trollop!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Mel I think we need to break up, I can no longer have a lover who hates curry.
    cool, I'm tired of always smelling your curried stank ass breath on my shoulder anyway!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Ma Kitty (63) assures me that she and stepdad (72) are still banging away quite happily and without assistance, even though he's had two strokes and isn't in the best of health now. And no, I didn't want to know that either.



    I make a pretty awesome curry.... *crosses legs seductively*
    HA, that just means Ma Kitty is riding step dad like a rented mule!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Knowing Ma Kitty that's entirely possible. My younger living at home years were permanently scarred by her vocal shennigans.
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    I could warp little Density Hope's mind with what I know.

    I've got friends who have worked in elder care and retirement homes and these oldsters (and I mean OLD, not people in their prime like us, who Miley considers "old") are not just wandering into each other's rooms accidentally. Once you've walked in on old people fucking you can never unsee that. I see a few people who live in these places and I just know it's gonna happen to me eventually.
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    My 72yo father is engaged. Every weekend they manage to get together he smugly calls me up to let me know. The kind of smug that let's you know he's getting his wick wet.
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